Guy Ritchie's new girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley

Shocking news out of Hollywood today where it's been revealed that Madonna is a bitter old hag. More at 11. From Bill Zwecker at the Chicago Sun Times:
You'd think a mega-superstar would have more confidence, but there's buzz Madonna is not too thrilled about ex-husband Guy Ritchie's lady love, model Jacqui Ainsley (pic of the two together here). Ritchie, who only recently has gone public with his relationship with Ainsley, is said to be quite smitten with the 28-year-old beauty -- with one longtime Ritchie regular telling me, "I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't marry her before year end."

According to a source close to Madonna, the Material Mom -- busy directing "W.E.," her film inspired by the affair of Britain's King Edward VIII and American divorcee Wallis Simpson -- is none too happy that her children have become so enamored of Ainsley.

Apparently that's not the case for Madonna's own boy toy, young Brazilian hunkster Jesus Luz. The mother of a good friend of Madonna's daughter Lourdes Leon says she "finds Jesus obnoxious and very self-absorbed."
What's good for the goose is good for the gander. If Madonna can run off with some young piece of meat, so can Guy. Besides, what did Madonna expect? That Guy would sit around and pine for the good ol' days when the only chick he could bang was more leathery and gaping than a cowboy boot? Sorry Madonna, if Guy wanted to spend the rest of his life screwing sinewy old bags, he would've married a vintage Dooney & Bourke tote.

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  • Deedee

    Good for Guy Ritchie! Hopefully he will make that sequel to Rock n Rolla soon!

  • Darolo

    This girl is attractive but not sexy. I wonder if she's got a brain, if not Guy will tire of her; he likes intellectual conversation like he got with Madonna. I think the stories of her being jealous are misconstrued! For starters what does she have to be jealous about? Madonna would upstage this woman anyday of the week! However like any devoted mum ( and that Madonna certainly is) it takes a while to get used to your kids spending time or talking about a new woman!

    Personally I don't believe he'll marry her, as suggested, before the year's out. Both Madonna and Guy still have

    feelings for each other - it's such a shame

    he couldn't cope with her success and just

    get on with producing his own as he

    has done since the divorce!!

  • stray_bullett

    As far as intellectual stimulation goes, I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that Guy is ahead of the game there. At least they speak the same language. Jesus is still taking english lessons. And I can believe the kids probably like Ainsley a damn sight better than Luz. And finally, how do you know he couldn't cope with her success? I would guess more likely it was her O.C.D. and all that Kaballah crap that he couldn't take anymore. Kaballah, if you look into it at all, is just a jewish scientology. In other words, a cult. Try joining or learning the teachings from a Kaballah center. Unless you have beaucoup money to throw at them, they won't even talk to you. Supposedly, it's to keep out the riffraff and to make sure only people are serious about it. Yeah, right. Any religion that makes you pay for a connection to their god is a con.

  • Anonymous

    Madonna has to buy her boytoys. They don't pay her, she pays them. Without her millions she would be lucky to get a date with Larry King.

  • YETI

    Chiamalo scemo!!!......

  • Spewf

    This girl is pretty fine.

  • little old me...

    Madonna aint worried about that girl. Madonna can buy and sell ALL of you...she ain worried about some nobody. Madonna is getting a 25 y.o. man every night!!! She aint losing no sleep.

  • TJ

    Madonna is a dried up, muscle bound bitter ole hag.

  • Anon

    Nothing like spending Madonna's cash on younger punani.

  • koala

    she and guy look as though they were made for each other. soul mates. good age difference, similar look... wow.

  • PAZUZU

    WOW! Talk about trading up,, way up. Well done Guy.


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