Dina Lohan is a monster

Dina and Ali Lohan at a pre-Thanksgiving luncheon in Long Island last year

By all accounts Dina Lohan is the worst mother in the history of mankind. I'd let Susan Smith babysit my kids before I let Dina. Plain and simple, she's a monster. Which is why nothing surprises me at all in this article from Fox:

With Lindsay Lohan either in jail or in rehab for the foreseeable future, "momager" Dina Lohan is in Los Angeles strategizing how she will pay the bills and keep her family's name in the media without her daughter's help. Dina is sitting down for interviews solo this week to give Ali a little time to collect herself, but the mother-daughter pair will soon be appearing together, the insider said.

"Lindsay was the family breadwinner and now that role will shift while she's away," the source told FOX411.com. "Dina will sell their story and Ali is the next in line to take over for Lindsay. Dina had hoped that Ali would land some new acting spots while she was living with Lindsay, but that never happened. There was a Nickelodeon show in the works months ago starring Ali, but it fell through."

If you can't get a Nickelodeon show for your semi-famous kid, I'm sorry but you have failed as a parent. They give shows to everyone. I think even I had a show at one point. Anything goes at that network. It's like the Wild West. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a saloon near set where all the iCarly stars hang out. Hell, the rising young star of a show they marketed to 10-year-olds used to leave set early to go have unprotected sex. And she was barely fired after weeks of meetings. And yet they still wouldn't take a chance on Ali. You suck Dina.

Our source says that Ali is being pushed down the same path as Lindsay, but where Lindsay was bold and brash, Ali is timid.

"It's sad to see this happening to Ali, but this is the only life she has known. Her education isn't a big priority and Ali idolizes Lindsay. Lindsay is the most stable part of Ali's life and with her leaving, it takes away her security blanket," said the insider. "It's always been assumed that Lindsay would take care of her, but with that in question, Ali will be back with Dina. Dina's rules and Dina's interviews. Ali will do whatever the family needs."

"Lindsay is the most stable part of Ali's life"? What the fuck? The only thing less stable than Lindsay Lohan is ~~a Haitian building~~ ~~the Peso~~ Michael J. Fox's hand. If Ali keeps "idolizing" Lindsay like this, she may end up following in her footsteps and one day becoming a sexually-confused, out-of-work, convicted felon. Or even worse, a ginger. *shudders*

*19 photos total in the gallery:

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Great Student Loans

One great child actress and now a 24 yr celebrity with problems. Someone help her.

Whorrible

You know what asshole, I'M a Ginger!

Just kidding. If I were a Ginger, I'd have killed myself already.

Sprmcandy

Dina is only good for one thing, making babies. And she does it vary well.

Nate

Ali looks.... cute. Great hair style for her and her age!

NDG99

Dina Lohan is in my view is equal to a person who is a hanger-on-to, a person who claims to be a friend but is only looking out for themselves and they milk fame and money from then and completely abide to their needs including drugs, narcotic and prescription and well as other things. Lindsay and Dina for much of their life if not their whole life have been surrounded by hangers-on-tos including their mother as she is willing to promote herself at the cost and well being of her daughters, they have never really known real friends or loving concerned parents.

The biggest looser of this whole situation is Ali, she will likely have to live with herself or worse have Lindsay so called friends take care of her. Ali probably has never been to school since she came as Lindsay and Dina are not concerned and Ali cant get a gig at Nickelodeon because of the Lohan name and because she at 16 looks 32, who at Nick is going to hire her? All that she has been through has probably has aged her a great deal.

Kelley

*Loser* you mean.

Paul

She is a typical Mom/Manager concerned for her family finances. Times are hard and money is scarce. She is make the best of available resources. Dina is a good woman.

QNR

Having shows, auditions fall through is part of the whole process. I really don't see anything alarming from Ali and she's been hanging out with Lindsay off and on since Jan 2009. Dina hasn't destroyed her and neither has Lindsay. In terms of her idolizing Lindsay, that's when she was younger. There's plenty stuff Lindsay does that Ali does not. In a really smart decision, Ali does not reveal much to the media when she gives a rare interview to the press. If this story is true, then Ali will start doing interviews soon. If she doesn't, then this story is nonsense like so many other Lohan stories. Overall, Ali doesn't display the out-of-control behavior of her sister, mother, and father.

JD

Hate to say it, but this doesn't surprise me at all. Dina is a worthless, dillusional leach. She needs couseling in the worst way.

bondbabe

Where in the heck is CPS? When Linds was in court and being sentenced to jail, the judge should have also ruled Dina and Michael (but especially Dina) as unfit parents and had their children taken away from them right then and there.

Is there something wrong with Dina getting off of her fat ass and actually working at a JOB?!!!! Gah, these people piss me off.