Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne arriving to Taverna Tony's restaurant in Malibu (5/16)

I'm being sarcastic with that headline btw. I need more Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne in my life about as much as I need more gaping stab wounds. From In Touch Weekly:
Brody Jenner has been pitching a reality show about his new romance — now he’s just got to convince his girlfriend, Avril Lavigne, to co-star! According to an insider, Brody, 26, is determined to increase his C-list level of fame, and he thinks dating Avril, 25 — in front of America — is the way to do it. “Brody came up with the idea for a reality show, and he’s begging Avril to do it,” her pal tells In Touch. “She’s in love with him, but isn’t sure about it, yet she doesn’t want to tell him no.” Brody and Avril have been seen together since February — soon after his split with Playboy model Jayde Nicole and her separation from husband Deryck Whibley.
This is just what America needs -- another show about overprivileged 20-something-year-olds with tons of money and no concept of reality. If we keep this up, by the year 2030 this country will be run by complete morons who don't know the value of a dollar and are only concerned with their public appearance . . . so a lot like it is today.

*16 photos total in the gallery:

  • Brody Jenner Avril Lavigne Reality Show 1
  • Brody Jenner Avril Lavigne Reality Show 2
  • Brody Jenner Avril Lavigne Reality Show 3
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  • Brody Jenner Avril Lavigne Reality Show 1
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  • Brody Jenner Avril Lavigne Reality Show 3
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  • Anonymous

    They are so cute together. I hope they are fruitful and multiply many times over. Think of a whole town populated by mini-Brody's and Avrils.

  • jeezlouise

    He is a major bore and Avrils career is o to the v to the er. Those teens on skateboards are like 25 now. Hes a pussy too.


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