What in the hell is that?

What in the hell is that?

Audrina Patridge leaving Mahiki nightclub in London (7/28)

I don't mean to alarm anyone but I think Audrina Patridge's boobs might be haunted. I think we should give her an exorcism just to be safe -- even if she doesn't want one. Anyone know if Roman Polanski is free next week? He's used to holding young girls down against their will.

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Sprmcandy

Seen better.

V-4-Vendetta

Way too old and conscious for Polanski to want to rape her...

Jojojay

Nothing wrong with her unless your gay.

Anonymous

she looks so natural and perky

Anonymous

Geeze, who is this chick? That's a mess.

CharlieX

She has a bell curve separating her boobs. Old news.

dxbravo

It's nothing, she is flawless.