"Check out the ass of the dude in the second row!"

What's that you say? Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' marriage doesn't resemble that of Ward and June Cleaver? *peels self off of floor* -- From IUC:
A close friend of the couple told me the couple rarely spend time together. “It’s somewhat of an open marriage,” the source told IUC. “Like Tom’s ex Nicole Kidman I think Katie has grown tired of Tom’s obsession with Scientology.”
Of course their marriage is "open" -- Katie needs to be with a guy who doesn't require a booster chair every time they sit down at a restaurant, and Tom needs a woman who may or may not have been born a man -- aka Meg Whitman. Hopefully for Suri's sake, these two will one day settle their differences and find a way to be happy with each other. And on that day, Tom will buy platform shoes and Katie will fill her prescription for testosterone pills.

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  • MM

    If Katie needs a solid 5-7 minutes of getting banged, I'm available...

    Tom, not so much...

  • Anonamonamous

    Tom is a man? Since when?

  • Fairy *Tom*mother...

    Johnny Eumarr,

    Your wish is our command.

    Happy life!

  • Sigh.

    "Women should not try to be men, or do the things men do. Thus it was spoken."

    Like what exactly? Pee standing up?

  • Henriette

    Why is it that whenever a woman is rich and/or powerful, she gets called a man? Hillary Clinton is a man; Meg Whitman is a man; Martha Stewart is a man; Maggie Thatcher was a man...

    Get used to it. Women who rule the world might intimidate you... and they ain't men.

  • TS

    It would help if those women you mentioned didn't have barretone voices or look masculine.

  • Anonymous

    Unless she's a lesbian, no matter how rich or powerful, a woman still gets on her knees to blow her man.

  • Gail

    Because women are only valued by men if they register on the hot meter. Women are supposed to be little more than animate sex dolls. If a woman is admired for any other reason than sexual desirability then she cannot be dismissed as just another object. That makes her a threat. Men cannot and will not allow any woman to be a threat. Therefore, she must be a man. Any man who is MAN enough to admire her accomplishments anyway will hear the argument-ending (and, of course, completely logical statement), "yeah. But she's ugly." That will put the woman right back into object status so that she can once again be easily dismissed.

  • Anonymous

    Women should not try to be men, or do the things men do. Thus it is spoken.

  • Johnny Eumarr

    I'd rather be broke and unknown than live like those two.

  • Anonymous

    Yeah scientology is the reason for the open marriage...yeah right!!

    Tom is gay as a three-cent penny in San Francisco. Open marriage works for both of them because they can do all the guys each of them wants.

  • Xenu

    I do not approve of this article, Earth creature.

  • Anonymous

    Scientiology is the way to enlightenment and a perfect world.

  • Mrs. Harrison Ford

    Brainwashed Scientologist much?


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