"Check out the ass of the dude in the second row!"

What's that you say? Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' marriage doesn't resemble that of Ward and June Cleaver? *peels self off of floor* -- From IUC:
A close friend of the couple told me the couple rarely spend time together. “It’s somewhat of an open marriage,” the source told IUC. “Like Tom’s ex Nicole Kidman I think Katie has grown tired of Tom’s obsession with Scientology.”
Of course their marriage is "open" -- Katie needs to be with a guy who doesn't require a booster chair every time they sit down at a restaurant, and Tom needs a woman who may or may not have been born a man -- aka Meg Whitman. Hopefully for Suri's sake, these two will one day settle their differences and find a way to be happy with each other. And on that day, Tom will buy platform shoes and Katie will fill her prescription for testosterone pills.

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