Tiger's getting screwed

Tiger Woods' wife Elin wants their new house

You cheat on your wife with only 27 different whores and suddenly she turns into this, like, mega bitch determined to bleed you dry. I mean, geesh, Elin needs to lighten up! From the Chicago Sun Times:

As part of the divorce negotiations between Tiger and Elin Woods, the $80 million oceanfront estate the golf star has been building on Florida's Jupiter Island apparently will be turned over to Elin. A source who has been inside the nearly finished house tells me the contractor is making last-minute changes to "feminize" the mansion, now that Tiger will only be an occasional visitor -- when he visits his kids.

"But as an avid athlete herself, Elin is making no changes to the amazing gym and oxygen therapy room Tiger demanded be built," said the source.

For those of you wondering how to "feminize" an $80 million mansion, it's actually pretty simple: you make the kitchen the size of a football field. Sorry, that was just wrong. In all seriousness though, you buy a washer and dryer that runs on nagging. I keed, I keed. What you actually do is soundproof the windows . . . so the neighbors don't complain about your late-night vacuuming. Get it? Get it? It's funny because women like to clean! Hello? *tap tap tap* Is thing on?

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Peter G

who cares?

anonymous

lol yeah i think a bodybag would be way cheaper for her and the last person who said she should get all that she wants

Anonymous

Elin did nothing wrong. She should get all that she wants.

Al

When Elin took those trips a few weeks ago on Tiger's dime I wondered where she would have went if she paid the frieght.

It just seems like another reason not to get married or be allot more careful when you start sticking your dick in strange pussy.

Remember, never trust a woman carrying one your golf clubs, bats, hockey sticks or bowling balls.

Mary McPMS

I find this article to be disgusting and offensive to women. When I come back from shopping and having my nails done all day, I want this post taken down immediately.

dxbravo

Elin's got a rack!

Anonymous

White girls really are a black man's kryptonite.

This chick is asking for $750 million which may not even include the $80 mil home for 6 years of marriage, sitting on her ass, and popping out a couple kids.

Sure Tiger f-ed up royally but what exactly did this chick do to earn $125 million a year?

Whoever drafted Tiger's prenup should be kicked in the balls.

Anonymous

Tell her to go back to Yugoslavia or Romania, or whatever benighted country she came from, and stay away from the U.S. and our homes. She can go live in a hut where ever she came from.

Hey Racist

Fuck You!

:)

You're an Idiot

Yugoslavia doesn't exist. Read a F#$@#@ book. You should go back to Walmart.