Simone Ballack bikini pics!
In honor of the World Cup kicking off tomorrow in South Africa (kicking -- get it? Because soccer involves kicking!), here's Simone Ballack in Miami earlier this week. Whose husband Michael plays soccer! Yeah, I know, it's a reach. But I needed an excuse to post these pics and I already promised Simone I wouldn't get personal and recount the lost summer we spent together in the French countryside, drinking wine and running carefree through fields of wild lilies. So anyways, yeah, I'd do her.
*38 pics total in the gallery:
STUFF YOU MAY HAVE MISSED:
In honor of the World Cup kicking off tomorrow in South Africa (kicking -- get it? Because soccer involves kicking!), here's Simone Ballack in Miami earlier this week. Whose husband Michael plays soccer! Yeah, I know, it's a reach. But I needed an excuse to post these pics and I already promised Simone I wouldn't get personal and recount the lost summer we spent together in the French countryside, drinking wine and running carefree through fields of wild lilies. So anyways, yeah, I'd do her.
*38 pics total in the gallery:
STUFF YOU MAY HAVE MISSED:
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