Shauna Sand's going to rehab

Pure class, that Shauna Sand

I didn't even know Shauna had a drinking problem. Maybe she's seeking help for her addiction to lucite? From TMZ:

Shauna Sand's penchant for booze and attention has finally paid off -- TMZ has learned the former Playboy Playmate has signed on for the next season of "Celebrity Rehab."

We're told Shauna will check into Dr. Drew's famous recovery center in Pasadena [today].

As we previously reported, the show has already lined up several other minor celebs including Tila Tequila and Jason Wahler.

Shauna Sand and Tila Tequila living under the same roof? That's not a reality show, that's a health crisis. Fuck the oil spill, President Obama needs to put a stop to this. Send in the National Guard or something . . . on second thought, maybe we should keep the men in uniform away from Shauna and Tila. Iraq was hard enough on those guys.

HOW 99% OF CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN TILA TEQUILA AND SHAUNA SAND WILL START: "After I got my last abortion, . . ."

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