Sarah Palin's boobs are real

The internets caught fire last week after this picture surfaced of Sarah Palin at the Belmont Stakes sporting what appeared to be larger than usual breasts. Sorry to disappoint you perverts (hey, that's me!), but they're real. From Us Weekly:
The former Vice Presidential candidate broke her silence Friday about the "boob-gate" Internet buzz that surrounded her this week, confirming to Fox News host Greta Van Susteren that she has most definitely not had implants.

"No, I have not had implants. A report like that is about as real and truthful as reports that [my husband] Todd and I are divorcing or that I bought a place in the Hamptons or that [my son] Trigg is not my own child," the former governor of Alaska, 46, told the host after being questioned point-blank.

"To be judged on or to be talked about on appearance -- say chest size -- it makes me wear layers, it makes me have to waste time figuring out what am I going to wear so that nobody will look at an area that I don't need them to look at," Palin said. "I want them to hear what it is that I'm saying. It just ends up wasting time and that's very, very unfortunate."
Sarah went about this all wrong. You don't lend credence to crazy internet talk by actually responding to it. It's why I've never addressed the rumor that I'm the world's greatest lover. I don't need my grandma reading stuff like that about me.

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  • The Judge

    It is really this simple. The ONLY way, someone can take Sarah Palin seriously is:

    1)They rarely read

    2)They are incapable of critical thinking

    3)They are fascist (and most times don't realize it) *Whites are the best. *Christians are the best. *Americans are the best.



    She is a total fucking embarrassment. Her principles and philosophy are non-christian.

    She said she wants to hide her boobs so people pay attention to her words ? WTF !?!? I would recommend going topless sweetheart; maybe not as many people would notice what a shallow, brain-dead, hate-filled joke you are.



    For those who actually take Palin seriously, I beg you to review the above 3 criteria. Sound like you ? Then please shut the fuck up and stay out of the political arena.

  • harry satchel

    I'd tell you to blow it out of your ass, but clearly you already have.

  • bob

    who is sarah palin??

  • Alan

    I agree with Sarah. It's not fair that people pay too much attention to her boobs. I'm sure she's never used her looks for gain. (snicker)

  • aword

    Palin doesn't understand the middle class because she never made it to middle class she went from trailer trash to millionaire. Only in the Rep party do they have do dig so low.

  • aword

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    She been peddling sexy politician since day one. Why else would the republican party be prancing her around. Just look at fox news and the likes of Ann Colter.. They don't have woman that don't play up the sex in their party.

    From the hair extension to the veneers to the winks and cutesy smiles.

    Alaskan's are sooooo embarrass by this flake.

  • Bill

    How can some one who makes 12 mil a yr say she understands the middle class working people?

  • Spooky

    She could do all females a favor and disappear. I tell you that woman is an embarrassment to females around the world. No one likes her that I know of, and yet she loves to grab the spot light one way or another. She is another pathetic Hillary Clinton. When you cant be number one look like you belong in their circle? Sit down Palin, even the females of the USA are not impressed with you

  • pillgirl

    god who cares this woman is a joke!

  • web j

    Everytime I look at her I just see Peggy Hill!

  • margaret

    I WOULD BE MORE CONCERNED WITH WHAT IS IN HER HEAD THEN WHAT IS IN HER CHEST.

  • Kiki

    Leave the woman alone! Who gives a flip?? Ya know, the more ya talk about her, the more she stays in the headlines! And that suits me just fine! BTW Sarah-nice rack! LOL You go girl!

  • Cliff Frasier

    She loves it when I tweak those quarter sized nipples as I ride her from behind. Told me it felt like she was being attacked by a Sasquatch.

  • The Brain

    I would ride that sno machine all day and nite! Go Sarah

  • Amber Rose

    Any GUY that thinks Sarah's boobs are fake have never met nor experienced a woman with fake boobs. LOL. It is obvious to anyone that Sarah's breasts are real. C'mon guys, are you really that ignorant and inexperienced about women??? Fake boobs are highly lifted, they dont move, and they have this perfect upward curve, perfect cleavage that stand out (pun intended) from the rest of the shoulder or neck. In other words they look fake. Example, Paris Hilton or Pamela Anderson. Ms Palin is just naturally endowed, much like Shwarzneggar's firm body or Bill Clinton's full head of hair. Some people are just goodlooking. Get over it.

  • Dolmance

    I don't know about the breast implants, but there are some photos around before and after of Sarah in tight pants and it appears she had labiaplasty, which is a cosmetic procedure done on the vagina. I'm late to work or I'd dig up the photos, but if you go on various sites and ask nicely you'll probably find someone to provide you with them.

  • Anonymous



    The media elites heads spin every time she speaks cause she outsmarts them everytime. LOL.

  • ROB

    I'll give Sarah a TEABAGGING rally she'll never forget! And since she'll be buck a**ed naked anyway......you betcha I'll do a little squeeze test on those boobs of hers too!!!!

  • Dusty Rodgers
  • Kandy

    She is a Big Boob...(Dumb as a Box of Rocks),,,I Live in the Gulf, DRILL BABY DRILL You MORON !

  • mariah

    did she get a brain implant? That's what she needs and who cares if she has two igloos on her chest????

  • Celtic26

    Sorry - BUSINESS!!!! I got so excited! (-:

  • Celtic26

    Soooo very H-O-T!!!!! Who cares if she did or didn't get implants?!? That's her buisness! If she runs for president she should have them as her running mates. They SHOULD be vice-pres and secretary of state!!!!

  • mes

    of course they're real

    she's a natural 'boob'.............

  • Lindi

    oerhaps the ROYAL Miss UGLINESS only has a few Kleenexes stuffed in there to attrack all these skanky Republicans who pay good money for a peek?

  • Byl

    You don't even have enough spine to use a screen name, your style is to remain in the dark as Anonymous; hiding in the dark just like a roach.

    As to your stupid comment, "Who cares.....?

    If YOU do not care, why are YOU reading an article about her boobs and then taking the time to tell us,you don't care.

    If I saw a byline that had the same heading dedicated to Nancy Botox or Barny Frank's boobs, I would simply pass it by because I do not care about either of those two losers! Duh! If thyne eye offends thee,too friggin bad;go back to your dark corner, Roachie".

  • Byl

    You don't even have enough spine to use a screen name, your style is to remain in the dark as Anonymous; hiding in the dark just like a roach.

    As to your stupid comment, "Who cares.....?

    If YOU do not care, why are YOU reading an article about her boobs and then taking the time to tell us,you don't care.

    If I saw a byline that had the same heading dedicated to Nancy Botox or Barny Frank's boobs, I would simply pass it by because I do not care about either of those two losers! Duh! If thy eye offends thee,too friggin bad;go back to your dark corner, "Roachie".

  • Jim

    publications of this type crap has no place in our happy place....Palin could possibly be our next president....her boobs should not be considered an asset.....more real facts and less hype BS.

  • Byl

    Jim, Honest criticism is required but this is mindless hate. There is not one of these drones who can tell you anything about Sarah Palin. They make up slanderous lies about her in order to convince themselves that they matter. These are the sub-world people screaming to be noticed.

  • Anonymous

    I agree with Stephen. Stupidity - go back to Alaska and crawl in an igloo. Who cares about her boobs!

  • danny

    if sarah dosn't like people talking about her. then she should stay home.

  • Byl

    Do you hear that Barock, that's how your drones feel about people who seek the limelight and then cry about any negatives. Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, "what do they want me to do, get a wrench and turn off the leak or suck it up with a straw?????" Boo Hoo.

  • Stephen

    As a flood of stupidity gushes out of her mouth, people are questioning her BOOBS! You've got to be joking!

  • Alec Baldwin

    You're confusing her with Tina Fey. Tina Fey is a stupid whore that says stupid things. Sarah Palin is not.

  • Me

    That's funny, because Tina used a transcript of Sarah's actual words. Don't pounce on Tina, they make fun of everyone on that show. Laugh it off.

  • Anonymous

    If she and I got together, I'd "drill baby drill".

  • The Oracle

    She is great just the way God made her. She doesn't need plastic. With Sarah, you get the real thing.

  • Larry King

    "She is great just the way God made her." - Stupid.

  • Horny John

    Hot!

  • Todd Palin

    They're real and they're SPECTACULAR!

    :D


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