Sarah Palin's boobs are real

The internets caught fire last week after this picture surfaced of Sarah Palin at the Belmont Stakes sporting what appeared to be larger than usual breasts. Sorry to disappoint you perverts (hey, that's me!), but they're real. From Us Weekly:
The former Vice Presidential candidate broke her silence Friday about the "boob-gate" Internet buzz that surrounded her this week, confirming to Fox News host Greta Van Susteren that she has most definitely not had implants.

"No, I have not had implants. A report like that is about as real and truthful as reports that [my husband] Todd and I are divorcing or that I bought a place in the Hamptons or that [my son] Trigg is not my own child," the former governor of Alaska, 46, told the host after being questioned point-blank.

"To be judged on or to be talked about on appearance -- say chest size -- it makes me wear layers, it makes me have to waste time figuring out what am I going to wear so that nobody will look at an area that I don't need them to look at," Palin said. "I want them to hear what it is that I'm saying. It just ends up wasting time and that's very, very unfortunate."
Sarah went about this all wrong. You don't lend credence to crazy internet talk by actually responding to it. It's why I've never addressed the rumor that I'm the world's greatest lover. I don't need my grandma reading stuff like that about me.

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