Sandra Bullock and Jesse James finalize divorce

Sandra Bullock is officially a single woman. Citing "Irreconcilable Differences" and "I Hope You Die, Motherfucker," she finalized her divorce to Jesse James late last week. From TMZ:
Sources tell TMZ both Sandra and Jesse signed the final documents last week. Sealed documents have been filed with the clerk's office in Travis County, Texas  -- sources tell us they are the papers making the divorce final ... And sources say the divorce clears the way for Sandra to complete a single parent adoption.
Call me a hopeless romantic if you will, but I have a funny feeling in my stomach that we'll be seeing these two back together in a few months. Oh no wait, that's just the tuna sandwich I had for lunch. Thanks expired mayonnaise!

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  • bob #2

    "A man's gotta do what a mans gotta do?" How about being responsible and remaining faithful? You need to check your priorities dude... What he did classifies as no will power.

  • Paul

    No, its just that Jesse got a raw deal. and I have forgiven him and understood that a man has to do what a man's gotta do. Jessie is a stud, and stud's need to pollinate more than one flower like my ass which I have been told smells like roses.

  • Bob

    I'm going to have to go with Karen on this one. Paul clearly does love the cock.

  • Karen

    Wow dude why don't u just go f&$@ him urself it's clearbu love cocks.

  • Paul

    No, its just that Jesse got a raw deal. Sandy should have forgiven him and understood that a man has to do what a man's gotta do. Jessie is a stud, and stud's need to pollinate more than one flower.

  • Paul

    It must be tough on Sandy. This divorce marks her as a failed woman that would not stand by her man. She lacked the true commitment to marriage of say, Hillary Clinton, who refused to desert her loving and loved husband in the face of adversity. If Sandy is lucky, Jesse may take her undeserving and untatted butt back one of these days. If, she should be so lucky. She is such an unforgiving wretch of a woman.


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