Salma Hayek at the premiere of Grown Ups at the Ziegfeld Theatre in New York (6/23)

If you stare at Salma's rack long enough, you'll see Jesus. It's true. Took me four hours, but I saw him. It's true. I wouldn't joke about that. Fantastically-huge breasts are not a laughing matter.

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[WENN]
  • Triandos

    OPEN THE BORDERS

  • JC

    MIMLF.

  • Paul

    And better yet, they are two milk producers. Lots and lots of milk.


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