R. Kelly at the World Cup

R. Kelly performing at the opening ceremony of the World Cup at Soccer City Stadium in Johannesburg (6/11)

World Cup organizers: "Mr. Kelly we'd love for you to perform at the opening ceremony for the World Cup."

R. Kelly: "Nah man, I'm pretty busy and all. I got a lot on my plate -- "

World Cup organizers: "You realize we're only 300 miles from Madagascar, right?"

R. Kelly: "So?"

World Cup organizer: "Their age of consent is 14. Anything goes on that freak show of an island . . . Mr. Kelly? . . . Mr. Kelly? . . . Is that, is that a jet engine I hear? Did you just get on a plane?"

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[Pacific Coast News]

freaks

Yea Odium, like the paedo Polanski, he should be allowed to make art, but from a solitary confinement wing.

barf-face

and I care about any of this because?

hegemony

Niggers. chuckle. Fark. chuckle

Odium

And still they waste potentially gainful mental exertion on such menial humors...

Although I am sure that R. Kelly still loves music, and should be allowed to make it.

Anonymous

Too bad America enforces its laws even overseas...legally sleep with a 14 yo in Africa, get prosecuted when you return to the States!!

Bub

Consent is only a slap or two away, no matter the age.

Guy Johnson

Welcome Farkers and Farkettes! Stick around.

Anonymous

Looks like they all are eagerly awaiting the audience's golden shower.

Anonymous

Looks like a KKK rally with all the white sheets.

8 inches

Coincidently, the age of consent is also 14 in my basement.