Megan Fox got married

Megan Fox at the premiere of Jonah Hex at ArcLight Hollywood (6/17)

Remember when Megan Fox got engaged two weeks ago? Turns out she wasn't fucking around -- her and fiancé Brian Austin Green were secretly married last week in Hawaii. A source told Star:

"They had a fairly large wedding, but there were clearly more security people than guests!" the insider tells Star. "They had so many security people that they had to call in local security because the hotel security alone wouldn’t do. It was very hush hush. Everyone was sworn to secrecy.”

The location of the wedding — which took place Thursday or Friday — was the Four Seasons Hualalai at Historic Ka'upulehu on the big island of Hawaii. The hotel has many amenities like a golf course and a spa. The hotel is known for throwing big, A-list weddings.

"The place is perfect for a Hollywood wedding," says the source. "It’s very romantic and scenic. Megan and Brian had already been there for a few days. It seemed like a spur of the moment thing. I don’t think it had been planned long."

"Brian Austin Green," "wedding," and "spur of the moment thing" are three phrases that should NEVER be used together in the same paragraph. Pretty much the only way Megan's week could get any worse than marrying that dude on a whim is if she started making public death threats against the President or the Hells Angels.

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Ew, can you imagine getting a handjob (or a "Handy-J" as Roger Smith calls it on Fox's "American Dad!") from a girl w/ 2 wonky thumbs.

Hope he makes her wear oven mitts to bed.

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Al

I must admit that these latest photos do not do Megan justice. The implants were a bad idea and it seems like her face is more severe.

I am concerned for Brian's income from... what did he do recently?

Hopefully Megan's acting career will mature before the door closes. Hopefully BAG will not get her pregnant and run her.

They've been together for a very long time, I'm sure they can make a minimum Hollywood wedding anniversary.

Jake

I predict divorce in 2 years.

B-rate TV movies in 4 years.

Playboy/Penthouse in 6 years.

wawa

Wow. The facial procedures have done wonders for Mrs. Austin-Green

Slim Shady

@Anonymous- Seek medical attention immediately!

Anonymous

Now lets hope that she quickly learns to obey her husband in all his demands and desires. In his presense she should keep her mouth shut and only speak when given permission. A wife's duty is to serve her husband. She should also immediately be fruitful, and in due course produce many children.