Madonna leaving Aura nightclub in London (5/20)

For years, I've been trying to figure out why Madonna has the reputation of being an insufferable bitch. After careful thought and analysis, I think I may have finally figured it out: it's because she's an insufferable bitch. From the Chicago Sun Times:
Not everyone thinks "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery." Apparently that's the case with Madonna, who reportedly sees Lady Gaga as quite the copycat, and is often irritated when she sees a clip of her performing. Despite telling folks she finds Gaga "really annoying," the veteran superstar does admit her younger rival is a talented pianist and musician.

"It just bugs Madonna that Lady Gaga uses fashion and her performance style in a way that has so many people calling her 'the new Madonna.' ... Madonna thinks she is unique and there cannot be a younger version of something that is unique.

"I know," added the source with a laugh. "Ego, ego, ego."
Lady Gaga has a long way to go before she becomes the next Madonna. And by "long way," I mean she'll have to sleep with half of Hollywood, age horribly, and remove her penis. No, when you're Madonna, you're the first of your kind. And as it turns out, there's actually a name for people who are true originals like Madonna: they're called Patient Zero.

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  • nick

    The Vadge is so bitter cos she and everyone else knows that Gaga has the classical music foundation down. She doesn't need to perform in any garrish garb to upstage someone that needed it and media b.j.'s in order to get where she got. She also paid musicinas huge sums to replicate top ten hits from around the world. Sounds like Madumbo is tired of tossing glitter in everyone's eyeball's. when you're that decrepid, you would be too. It's so formulated now, being the Queen of pop is not such an amazing status to behold. Being a talented musician with a brain,now we're talking. Mind You, I don't care for Gaga's music, but I can appreciate real talent over fakeness and phony talent any day.

  • george grenier

    ok. Haha. First of. I doubt Madonna even said that. Specially when she performed with britney beers and christina fuckilera in a costume she wore long ago. Secondly. Who the fuck hasn't copied Madonna? Anyone wanna give an example? Seriously. Lady GaGa is talented. And creative. She managed to mix the image and stage performance of Elton John, the vocals and style of Freddie Mercury and the outrageous psychotic style of Marilyn Manson and stir it up with a bit of Madonna. Lady GaGa is a collage of what music was once. Art. That's why she rose up. However. If GaGa doesn't have the versatility she will end up loocking like polished artistic vomit once her career diminishes and younger assfucks like you guys start talking shit of her and glories of a new Lady GaGa. Madonna and Michael Jackson are Pop royalty. They did something that no one else will ever be able to do with the same power and impact. The best they can hope for is to plagerise their work and call it a 'tribute' (X-tina and Chris Brown) and lets face it. Madonna has ALWAYS been a gorgeous woman. Lady GaGa may have a nice voice but the one thing she is not is atractive. Also. Who the fuck told you Lady GaGa was a fashionista? Lady GaGa has expressed herself through fashion but she is not a fshionista. She is an Artist. And so is Madonna. The difference? Madonna has a career behing her and Madonna is a legend. Lady GaGa has a long way to go and shit to prove before you can even compare the two. I encourage you to look into music and do ure research before you try to act hardcore with the keyboard and end up loocking like a clown.

  • TweetDeckTV

    So...twenty-five years later, wearing S&M lingerie, baring her bits, and bleaching her locks have deemed Lady Gaga a plagerist? Did Norma Jean roll over in her grave when Madonna flagrantly compared herself to Marilyn Monroe? Was there a fetish left unturned which Madonna did NOT exploit?

    Not everyone loves Gaga's stage antics. But she is talented, and a far better singer and musician.

    Ms. Ciccone was a dancer, period. She used her looks and sexuality to gain fame. In that respect, she and Gaga are one and the same. The difference is, Gaga has an elastic voice, and musical prowess Madonna never had. We all had a good laugh when Madge "played" guitar on her tour.

    Come on Madonna. Aging gracefully is not your forte. But perhaps you could make maintaining your image as an entertainment icon a priority over criticizing someone who has emulated - and built upon - your strategy.

    Passing the starlight-encrusted baton with grace is a more difficult task when you are gripping it too tightly.

  • Anonymous

    right on tweek

  • Richard P Hadley Jr

    I am sorry to say, that Madonna is just as much a copycat as the rest. Do not get me wrong, she is awesome X2. I see allot of M. Jackson and real old classic movies in her work. Everything that can be done, has been done before. You go Madonna, you do it well.

  • Greg

    Sorry - here's the link: What do you have to say now about Trasy Gag Gag not copying, she has admitted it outright!~

    Go see this link: http://www.thespoof.com/news/s...

    So no more debate on whether or not she is copying - she said it herself! What a whack job!

  • Daniel

    Go see this link: GAG GAG admits to stealing someone elses act, she is not more talented and I haven't seen anywhere where Madonna has said anything but nice things about Gag Gag. These sources or insiders are a bunch of bologna. Madonna knows she has nothing to worry about and the downward spiral of the latest Britney - Gag Gag (no Lady here) is headed for couldn't come any sooner. I am so sick of seeing her nasty face and lack of decorum on any level. Gag gag go away!

  • Madonna is the undisputed Quee

    Get serious. What a BS article this was. Its not even factual. Gaga is a pro when it comes to being a clone of other 'real' artists and nothing more. Strip away all her costumes and you have boring. Madonna on the other hand, is a trooper. Refused to take no when exec's and the public questioned her, she was defiant and had a point of view. She is relentless and paved a path for women in music history. She is the real deal and she had no clue she was when she was out there on the front lines answering to public out cry. Madonna is a visionary artist who will stop at nothing until her own vision is captured through media. In ways, she has surpassed MJ in accomplishment and bigger than him now. MJ relied heavily on his old material to keep him floating. Madonna boldly reinvented herself, grew with age and put out some amazing NEW material. She is pop's Queen. No one, including Gaga is ready to take her place.

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    @Monica

    @Big Differenes

    @Nicole

    @Venmur

    @Mary

    Bravo, bravo, bravo! I agree with all of your opinions. Well said. I thought I was the only one who is always defending Madonna.

  • Mary

    Madonna is 52 going on 53 this August and Lady GaGa is only 24. I would say Madonna is absolutely incorrect to judge a very talented young woman like Lady GaGa who is in spite of what a lot of people say she is no copy cat. In Lady GaGa I see a young exceptional artists who's influences are David Bowie,Glitter age. Her beautiful singing and ability to play piano are outstanding when you think back to the 80's and early 90's. The fact is Madonna has had her time and Lady GaGa is enormously popular and one of the biggest money making entertainers in such a short career. I have been watching Lady's video's and there is no copy cat as she is an original. Madonna needs to grow the hell up and admit she can't be which she once was and allow others to become artists in their own rights and that is just what Lady GaGa is doing. NO copy cat sorry but Madonna grow the frick up. Your era is over.

  • Venmur

    Gag Gag is a gross and needs a flea bath. We will see how well she ages and how after all the media hype is over if she will still be around for 25 years. Whoever wrote this is obviously not a fan of the queen of pop and doesn't understand that its through hard work, creativity, originality, talent and incredible style M has stayed around, not sleeping with everyone - Ageists go away! Madonna looks better in her 50ths than Gag gag does in her 20's!~ You got it all wrong

  • Nicole

    I just want to say that Madonna was and is the most versatile person in the entertainment industry. She has constantly reinvented herself and stayed relevant for longer than probably some people here have been alive. I am also a Gaga fan too. She undoubtedly wsa influenced by her, and I look forward to hearing new music from both of them. Btw her new clothing line Material Girl launched today, and I for one being the fan I am, will go and support Madge wherever I can! http://bit.ly/d8TrUm

  • Big Differenes Between Madonna

    Unlike Gaga, Madonna never had a stylist. Madonna truly created her own look.

    Unlike Gaga, Madonna kept her outrageous costumes for the stage. Madonna didn't need to dress outrageous off stage to get attention, Madonna got attention NATURALLY.

    Unlike Gaga, Madonna is good looking.

  • lulu

    A source says this

    A source says that

    It's all BS to me

    Madonna said herself in Rolling Stone that she loved Gaga!

    And the ones who're saying that GaGa has more talent than Madonna are just ignorant fools

  • Monica

    1. This story is old and likely made up.

    2. Not wanting someone to copy you doesn't make you "insufferable".

    3. Madonna looks like Madonna. She's 50 years old and looks better than women half her age. She busts her ass daily to look like that, what do you do except comment on it from the sidelines on a little blog?

    4. Your comments would seem lame on a school-yard.

    5. Madonna will be remembered for the rest of time. She is the top-selling female artist of all time. She is making millions and giving back. WTF do you do? Who will remember you?

    Your jealousy and judgement are sad.

  • Whippet

    @Monica

    @Big Differenes

    @Nicole

    @Venmur

    @Mary

    Bravo, bravo, bravo! I agree with all of your opinions. Well said. I thought I was the only one who is always defending Madonna.

  • Paul

    Lady GaGa has more talent in her left pinkie than Madonna ever had in her whole muscle bound body. Pure jealousy and spite on the part of M. She never was and never will be the fashionista that Lady GaGa is. She does not have either musical or singing talent of the Lady. The Lady is young, beautiful and has her whole life ahead of her. Madonna is middle aged, washed up and at the end of her career.

  • curtis

    after evertything madonna has accomplished, she has every right to be whatever she damn well pleases.

  • Jay

    Jealous much? Madonna is the undisputed Queen of Pop. GaGa is just a imitation troll. Just like you imitate a real journalist

  • Peter Gozinya

    Tranny much? The "undisputed Queen of Pop" was Michael Jackson.

    Lady Gaga may be a Troll, but I'm pretty sure she wouldn't confuse the Chicago Sun Times with a legitimate news outlet.

    Now go be "fierce" somewhere else.

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    TO - Peter Gozinya - A LOOSER WHO DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING, Micheal Jackson was the KING not the QUEEN of pop.

    Face it, your information is full of incorrect bulls#!t, just like your opinion.

    Now go be "A Gaga looser, tranny lover" somewhere else.

    Gaga sucks


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