Lindsay wants to move

Lindsay Lohan leaving Bardot nightclub in West Hollywood (6/13)

Fed up with Los Angeles and all the trouble the city has caused her pure heart (I'm kidding of course), Lindsay Lohan wants to move. Don't let the door hit you on the way out bitch. From E!:

Lindsay Lohan is so over LA. At least that's what she told people while attending the MuscleMilk Light fitness retreat this weekend with her sister Ali.

"She was going on about how she hates it here and how disgusting the people are," a source tells me. "She said she likes NY and London and wants out of this city."

Let's play a little game here. Read this:

In a pub, a last call is an announcement made shortly before the bar closes for the night, informing patrons of their last chance to buy alcoholic beverages.

List of last call times around the world:

California: Last call statewide is 2am

New York: Under state law, establishments must stop serving alcohol by 4am, however the actual closing time is left up to each of New York's 62 counties. The 4am time holds in New York City.

United Kingdom: From late 2005, drinking establishments could apply for licences to stay open and serve alcohol for 24 hours a day. This means that round-the-clock drinking (in England and Wales) is now a reality.

And now answer this: Which one of those cities sounds least appealing to Lindsay? Honestly, I'm surprised she hasn't moved yet.

*18 pics total in the gallery:

[Pacific Coast News]

BTG

A fine skank like that should be residing in Detroit. A shithole like that will make her feel that much better about herself.

Catherine

she looks old and worn out. her face is sagging from the life she leads. she looks 50.

Tony The Tiger

What a skank. She has a major skin problem among too many other problems.

Paul

Looking good LiLo. These photos demonstrat why Linds is one of the ten most beautiful women in the world. She has a face and body that could launch a thousand yachts.

Best of all, she is clean, not an alcoholic/druggie like many celebs.

dxbravo

They're not saggy-they're real. They are also awesome.

Nudgie

Until the SCRAM people figure out a way to go Transcontinental or Intercontinental, I think Linds is going to have to stick it out in LA for a little bit longer...