Lindsay Lohan and her new assistant leaving the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood (6/15)

Look at that poor guy. He's probably never even seen a real life breast before let alone a naked woman passed out in a pool of her own vomit. This kid doesn't know the stress and hell he's getting himself into. Six months from now, I bet he looks like Iggy Pop.

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  • Dee

    I like this girl - she has made some mistakes - even some big ones - but she is young - very young and has had the worst possible examples to go by - those parents are her biggest problem - that and people just waiting for her to fail at everything... good luck to you lindsey!

  • dan

    leave her alone, life can be crazy when your!! I know is was for me! so give her some space, maybe if all of you people out there would stop flowlowing her like a bunch of stockers maybe her life could be better!! remember judge not least ye be judged assholes

  • Amy

    I AM OLD ENOUGH TO BE HER MOTHER..I'm embarrased for her. Her new boyfriend will last all of 10 minutes and her mother is much to blame..I mean who is the child and who is the mother? I think her mother is disgusting and living her life through her daughter...I would be shell shocked if she were my kid....

  • sweetwoman

    she isnt to popular

  • Wendel

    When will they learn that we do not care about what or who LiLo is doing?

    She had it all in the palm of her hands and she sucked it up her nose.

    We do not care about her. She is not a part of our lives, our homes, or our entertainment interests.

  • Slim Shady

    Wasnt he in "The Battle of the Nerds"?

  • Johnny Eumarr

    LOL @ Gianna.

    I guess he's willing to work for Gummi Bears and leggings.

  • Gianna

    Looks like even she's embarrassed to be with him.

  • Paul

    Thank Goodness that our LiLo got a new assistant. She needs one to help manage her hectic schedual and complicated life. I hope he is discrete and reliable.

    Your millions of fans adore you Linds.

  • Anonymous

    He needs to concentrate on driving before he runs over someone.

    She can cover her own damn face. Better yet-- she can just stay the f*ck home.

  • dxbravo

    Sounds like a remake of "My Favorite Year"...


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