Kristen Stewart doing a Q&A with the audience of Jimmy Kimmel Live! (6/14)

Finally, some Twilight news. I was beginning to think the media was ignoring them. /sarcasm -- From Life & Style:

Robert Pattinson has had enough of Kristen Stewart's negative attitude and finally called it quits, Life & Style has learned. In fact, we can reveal that Rob broke things off with Kristen earlier this year. "When Rob was back in the U.K., he was totally fed up with Kristen and over it. He told her, 'We're done,'" an insider tells Life & Style. "Rob says she complains about everything and is such a downer. But when he meets up with her they start flirting again and get caught up in all the romance." But impulsive hookups aren't enough. Unlike his character, Edward, Rob feels he hasn't found his soul mate and is keeping his options open.

There. That last sentence. That's it. The gayest analogy in the history of human communication. Continuing...

The magic may have drained from his and Kristen's relationship, but Rob clearly hasn't given up on his fairy-tale ending. "There are still a lot of people in the world who desperately want to keep real romance alive," Rob has said. "It sounds lame, but it's the truth."

Of course Kristen isn't Rob's "soul mate" -- she doesn't have the one thing he's looking for in a partner: a positive attitude an adam's apple. The reality is that if Rob's ever going to find true love, he's going to have to start looking in the right places . . . places where drinks comes with a tiny umbrella and the tables are adorned with Cloisonné vases and the most adorable little doilies -- *squeals* -- wait, I mean . . .um . . . how 'bout that National Basketball Association professional game on Wednesday night! Boy that Kobe Bryant sure is a . . . tall guy. Am I right fellas!

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[WENN, Mavrixonline]