I hope Ke$ha doesn’t get me in the gift exchange this year
Ke$ha performing at the White Diamonds Party in Palm Springs (4/2)
The “Your Love Is My Drug” singer revealed she gives special Christmas presents to her enemies — dog poop. “Sometimes I’ll walk my dogs and fill bags full of massive dog shit,” she told contactmusic.com. “Then I’ll wrap them as Christmas presents and give them to people.”
Remind me never to get on Ke$ha’s bad side by writing something mean about her . . . starting tomorrow. If this tub really wanted to leave her enemies a pile of shit, she’d mail them her latest CD. Besides, people hate it when you package up dog shit and trick them into thinking it’s something they’ll actually like — just ask the Credit Default Swap assholes on Wall Street.