Ke$ha performing at the White Diamonds Party in Palm Springs (4/2)

What's worse than a lame sweater from your grandma for Christmas? A box of dog shit from Ke$ha (the morbidly obese zebra above). From the New York Daily News:
The "Your Love Is My Drug" singer revealed she gives special Christmas presents to her enemies -- dog poop. "Sometimes I'll walk my dogs and fill bags full of massive dog shit," she told contactmusic.com. "Then I'll wrap them as Christmas presents and give them to people."
Remind me never to get on Ke$ha's bad side by writing something mean about her . . . starting tomorrow. If this tub really wanted to leave her enemies a pile of shit, she'd mail them her latest CD. Besides, people hate it when you package up dog shit and trick them into thinking it's something they'll actually like -- just ask the Credit Default Swap assholes on Wall Street.

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[Mavrixonline]
  • Anonymous

    Baby fat.

  • Anonymous

    This chick has ZERO bod for being so young. She's got the body of 50 year old.

  • nissen

    nah just fat

  • Carlos

    Quick, give one word to describe fasto. My word: Elderly.

  • asfdl

    Nice pooch,is she preggers?

  • Lady Gargle

    Ke$hit from Ke$AH


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