On April 20 of this year, the Deepwater Horizon oil platform in the Gulf of Mexico blew up, killing 11 workers and injuring 17 others. Since then, despite repeated attempts by BP to plug the well, millions of gallons of oil have spilled into the gulf -- some estimates put the rate at 100,000 barrels a day (compare that to the Exxon Valdez disaster in Alaska in 1989, which only released 257,000 barrels total). So what the fuck? Why haven't we haven't stopped this thing yet? I'll tell you why: because no one asked the star of such films as Romy and Michele: In the Beginning and 27 Dresses. Take it away Katherine Heigl:

Is Katherine's defense, she is a fucking idiot, so I don't know why the hell this reporter is asking her about the oil spill. What, you thought she was going to come up with a rational and thought-out response other than "someone needs to get in there and do what we can right away to stop it"? You might as well ask her the best way to split an atom. "Well I am partial to nuclear fission . . ."