You suck Jesse James

Kat Von D leaving Katsuya restaurant in Hollywood earlier this year

I guess not all tattooed skanks in the greater Los Angeles area fell under Jesse James' spell. Kat Von D for one. From Janet Charlton's Hollywood:

Sandra Bullock has a little piece of information about Jesse James that she’s been keeping to herself. As if she didn’t have ENOUGH reasons to divorce him, she has long suspected that he has the hots for tattoo artist Kat Von D. According to a pal, Sandra has no reason to believe they have ever been intimate, but it wasn’t for lack of trying on Jesse’s part. “Jesse tried to hook up with Kat while he was married to Sandra” an insider has revealed. “He let it be known he was very attracted to her, but she ignored him, and that was that.”

Obviously Jesse has a certain "type" of woman he likes -- one that's covered with more colorful ink than a USA Today. But that just begs the question as to why he ended up marrying a woman whose skin is more barren than Jennifer Aniston's uterus. Since he was once married to a porn star, perhaps the real reason Jesse got together with Sandra was so he'd have a blank canvass . . . when he painted her face.

Dammit I hope my grandma's not reading the site today.

*15 Kat Von D pictures total in the gallery:

[Flynet]

Anonymous

LOL, now THAT's funny, all the other bloggers should take a cue from your sense of humor:

Jesse has a certain "type" of woman he likes -- one that's covered with more colorful ink than a USA Today. But that just begs the question as to why he ended up marrying a woman whose skin is more barren than Jennifer Aniston's uterus.

omahahaha

Hilarious write-up!

Master yoda

example of redundancy:

ugly tattooed whore.

bondbabe

She has had so much plastic surgery, she doesn't even look like herself anymore. I wouldn't have even recognized her but for her tattoos by her left eye!!!

Anonymous

Who, or what, is a Kat Von D, except a fake redhead, with tats all over? What is she doing to save the earth. If we don't tax fuel we will all soon fry and die from global warming.

OhBrother

Brainwashed fool.