Ryan Seacrest is hitting this

Julianne Hough is bendy

Congrats to Ryan Seacrest's penis. It must feel like it just won the lottery. Dammit she's hot. From Us Weekly:

On Sunday, she was photographed walking arm-in-arm with American Idol host Ryan Seacrest, fueling rumors the two are an item. (pic here)

They've also been spotted getting cozy a lot lately. On May 18, they enjoyed a dinner date at Los Angeles seafood restaurant Providence. "They were really cuddly and cute ... and kissed a few times," a witness tells UsMagazine.com.

They also hit a post-CMT Music Awards bash last week in Nashville.

Says a source: "Julianne says Ryan is so nice. They hardly ever see each other because they are both so busy, but they've been on a few dates. He's really sweet to her, but it is certainly not serious."

Well excuse me Mr. Certainly Not Serious. It certainly seemed serious the other night when I was hiding naked in Julianne's crawl space taking secret pictures of you two. Hah! I just busted you Ryan!

*13 pics total in the gallery:

Sandra Henderson

Ryan Seacrest is gay, he used to date Ricky Martin in the mid 90's. I know what I'm talking about, when they saw each other they felt love at first sight.

Anonymous

THANK YOU! RYAN IS GAY. THIS SO CALLED DANCER IS NOT A REAL DANCER. LOOK AT HER AND THEN LOOK AT THE DANCERS ON YOUTUBE UNDER VIDEOS SUCH AS "IDSF 2002" OR "IDSF 2004" OR WHATEVER YEAR. LOOK AT HER AND THEN LOOK AT THE REAL PROFESSIONAL DANCERS WHO DON'T SELL OUT TO HOLLYWOOD! THE REAL DANCERS WHO DON'T HAVE SLAHES IN THEIR NAMES: DANCER/ACTOR/SINGER/MODEL/SKANK/DOUCHE BAG LOL....

KJIH-TV Media syfy@yahoogroups

I can't STAND this nobody w/ a grating, husky voice. Fuck you and fuck Hayden Panttiere, too.

COCO

Jinky, he's IN. Totally IN. He talks about dating women all the time on his radio show. He says "I'm not gay" all the time.

That's IN.

Johnny Eumarr

Who puts out this crap and who believes it? They were undoubtedly sharing bronzer tips.

Jinxy

While Ryan isn't out, he's not in either. He's sad when answering questions about women he'd like to date for middle America in interviews - he's never been with a women and would probably die first. I can't believe anyone still believes he's not gay. What is sad is that he feels the need to keep up the charade. Coming out would help the gay community and he wouldn't lose all that much money.

Ari Ola

The epitome of deep penetration!!!

v4vendetta14

I call bullshit on that!!! Ryan Seacrest is gayer than Ricky Martin blowing Perez Hilton. Sorry not buying his hetero credentials... I guarantee in 5-10 years when he doesn't have to appeal to middle America, he will reveal the truth.

Wendel

Bingo!

And you were the first one to point out this "obvious" fact.

In this day and age, why do they still play the game. Just don't make a point of it one way or another. Nobody cares what you do behind close doors.

Just don't lie to us that you are doing "her."

Steve

She's gorgeous and an amazing dancer, singer! Love her!

M

Meh... if she was a real dancer she would have her grounded leg straighted out too. This girl is just blah. And when she opens her mouth she is just stupid.

Anonymous

She's bendy alright but she's either got gorilla arms or short stumpy legs to be able to grab the base of her foot with her hand with a leg straightened out.