Joe Jonas arriving to the Staples Center in L.A., no doubt on the hunt for some Grade A pussy (6/3)

The Jonas Brothers? A total front. All those dudes -- Joe especially -- are total poonhounds. From Star:
We've all heard of a guy sending a girl a drink to get her attention. but a wiener? That's a new one. [Late last month] Joe Jonas was so into a cute blonde at the Lakers vs. Suns game at the Staples Center in L.A. that he sent her a hot dog and a cola. "The girl was totally surprised to find out her snack was courtesy of Joe Jonas," a source tells Star. The shy gal wrote her name and phone number on a napkin and asked the waiter to deliver it to the pop hunk. Jokes the source, "I hope he got tipped well for playing matchmaker!"
Is this how virgins pull ass these days? Back in my day, we'd just invite a chick over to play Dungeons and Dragons or watch us write computer code. Obviously Joe doesn't realize yet that as a teen heartthrob worth millions of dollars, he doesn't need to send over a present to a girl to get her interested. He just needs to send over his ATM receipt.

*15 pics total in the gallery:

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  • Anonymous

    The t-shirt and shoes are so, eeeech

  • v4vendetta14

    Figuring out which is the gayest Jonas brother is like figuring out who is the most useless Kardashian.

  • Anon

    Obviously Kourtney is the most useless Kardashian. She hasn't f*cked her man to a championship ring like the other two.

  • Anonymous

    "Back in my day, we'd just invite a chick over to play Dungeons and Dragons or watch us write computer code. "

    Haha, brillant.

    ...

    ...

    it never worked.

    T_T

  • wawa

    Hmm. I figured Joe for the gay one.

  • Juan

    He has really fat hips and legs like a chick! Its kinda out of proportion.

    Remember kids, its only gay if your balls touch!


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