Jack Nicholson wants to hit that

Jessica Simpson at JFK airport (5/4)

Jack Nicholson's trying to pull the old "my place for dinner and blowjobs?" trick on Jessica Simpson. And she may be just dumb enough to fall for it. From the San Francisco Chronicle:

Actor Jack Nicholson has proved he's still a ladies' man - by asking pop star Jessica Simpson on a date.

"The Shining" star has been linked to a number of actresses and models over the years, including Lara Flynn Boyle, Anjelica Huston and Michelle Phillips, and has fathered six children with different women. But the Hollywood Lothario hasn't slowed down since turning 73 last month - he's reportedly invited 29-year-old singer Simpson to join him for an evening together.

Simpson, who declined the offer, tells Britain's The Sun, "I have no idea how Jack got my number as we've never met. He asked if I wanted to go to his Beverly Hills house for dinner."

If Jack Nicholson wants to go out with a blonde bimbo with a huge rack, he'll have to make sure of one thing first: that she ~~is closer to his age~~ ~~knows who he is~~ is poor enough to actually be turned on by his bank account. No, if Jack is going to go after the Jessica Simpson-type, he'll need to become someone that will make women forget all about the old-man smell emanating from him when they lean in for a kiss -- also known as the owner of Playboy Enterprises, Inc.

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[Pacific Coast News]

Anonymous

Good for Jessica for turning down that dirty old man.

Horny John

"Jack Nicholson wants to hit that"

So do I

Anonymous

Is he still under suspicion for that murder, or did the grand jury absolve him?

master yoda

Rookie mistake on Jack's part... had he sweetened the deal with a few big macs, a moonpie, 16 oz. of rc cola, 2 dove bars, 4 hershey bars and a taco supreme and he would be all 'up in that' by now...

NeNe

I'm quite surprised that she turned him down. She is so desperate and pathetic, I would have thought that she would have jumped at this offer. I guess even a pathetic has-been as Jessica has standards. Who would have known??????

TC

he can't handle the truth and hold wheat toast between his knees