Jessica Alba bikini pics!
Jessica Alba did her best to honor America's servicemen yesterday, both active-duty and retired, by laying around an Orange County resort in a bikini. And doing this. Some are calling it the single greatest act of heroism since I stopped a biker gang* from raping an innocent schoolteacher** back in '02. I don't want to brag, but I saw my life flash before my eyes more than once.***
*girl scout
**selling cookies in my apartment complex by chasing her away with a broom
***this is actually true -- that little girl could scratch like a fucking tiger
5 pics total in the gallery:
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Jessica Alba did her best to honor America's servicemen yesterday, both active-duty and retired, by laying around an Orange County resort in a bikini. And doing this. Some are calling it the single greatest act of heroism since I stopped a biker gang* from raping an innocent schoolteacher** back in '02. I don't want to brag, but I saw my life flash before my eyes more than once.***
*girl scout
**selling cookies in my apartment complex by chasing her away with a broom
***this is actually true -- that little girl could scratch like a fucking tiger
5 pics total in the gallery:
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