January Jones doing the walk of shame

On Tuesday night, Mad Men's January Jones attended Oceana North America's "World Ocean's Day" party at Sunset Towers in West Hollywood. By all accounts, she was the hit of the party in her beautiful green Versace cocktail dress (pic here). She was also the hit of the 10:15am cab ride home the next morning in the same beautiful green Versace cocktail dress, albeit a little more wrinkled and smelling like condoms than the night before. I know what you must be thinking: "What a whore!" "Wow, 15 straight hours of doing her part to save the world's oceans -- she is a workhorse!" And you're exactly right my friend. When it comes to beach quality, fish habitat, and marine sanctuaries, January does not fuck around. And she'll cut you if you say otherwise.

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[Pacific Coast News]
  • Cecil

    Next time just ask me... I can be your blog-celebrity-dress-consultant ;)

  • Cecil

    It is not a Versace dress, it's actually a BCBGMaxazria dres... Shameless!!! http://www.bcbg.com/product/in...

  • Nick

    That was a total guess.

    Nick

    Editor

    Celebslam.com

  • frank drebin

    it was my house and i didn't use a condom

  • Paul

    She has a lovely and sexy pale whiteness. Sort of like Courtney Love.

  • The Oracle

    Can we give her some kind of environmental award or medal? She is doing her best to save the planet from changing climate. Did she spend the night with a male or female?

  • dxbravo

    What a dream scenario, there's no shame there...

  • master yoda

    Wow, she doesn't look like a whore AT ALL!


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