January Jones sorta commits hit-and-run

Perhaps her judgment still clouded from the night of passionate sex she had on Tuesday, January Jones walked away from the scene of a 4-car accident last night because the paparazzi were bugging her. Pretty sure you're not supposed to do that. From TMZ:
LAPD tells TMZ January was driving a Range Rover around 9 PM last night when she allegedly lost control, hit the other cars and caused some major damage.  We're told a witness reported the accident to police and claimed that January fled on foot after saying, "I can't deal with this commotion."

Police tell us that while officers were on scene investigating January returned and claimed she fled because paparazzi were trailing her.

January was not cited or arrested, but her car was impounded and police have launched an investigation.  Police say no alcohol or drugs were involved.

Police tell TMZ Jones told them she was at The London West Hollywood Hotel watching the Lakers lose and then drove home.  She says several paparazzi started following her and she lost control of her car and struck 3 parked vehicles.  Jones says the photogs were harassing her so she left her license and walked a half a block to her home and called 911.  The dispatcher told Jones cops had just arrived on scene so she returned.  We're told there will not be a hit-and-run investigation.
In January's defense, she's pretty hot. And hot chicks can get away with a lot. Boy if I had a nickel every time I woke up naked in a model's bed with my wallet missing . . .

Blame is for ugly people. That's why God made them ugly. So we could easily recognize them on the street and know who to blame. "There! It was the chick with the acne and split ends! Get her!"

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  • Anonymous

    Seriously, I would blame GWB. Everything bad and evil that happens from now until the end of time is the fault of GWB.

    January did the right thing, the nasty unwanted paparazzi can be a real bother, GWB probably started out as a paparazzi.


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