Holly Madison at Cosmopolitan magazine's third annual "Bikini Bash" in Las Vegas (5/24)

Holly Madison is writing a book . . . and it's not going to have pictures in it! What the fuck? Am I trapped in some kind of alternate universe? *peeks outside the window to make sure a dog isn't walking a human* -- From Life & Style:

Holly Madison’s world is about to get even bigger! Not only is the Girls Next Door star launching her own spin-off show, Holly’s World, on June 13 on E!, she reveals to Life & Style that she’s hard at work on her first book.  “I’m writing a book about Las Vegas,” she tells Life & Style. For research, she took a wild road trip from LA to Sin City, with stops at “freaky roadside attractions,” she says, and a haunted hotel in Death Valley. That certainly sounds like a world away from the Playboy Mansion!

If you consider the fact that the Playboy Mansion has had more people sleep in it than a Marriot, is owned by a guy with one foot in the grave, and has hosted more gangbangs than Paris Hilton's mouth, I'd say Holly was right at home when she was out visiting "freaky attractions" like a "haunted hotel in Death Valley." Frankly, if Holly really wanted to stop by a place that made her feel uneasy, she would have visited a church.

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