God she's a monster

TMZ broke the news last Friday that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt split up and now Heidi's rep is confirming the news to Us Weekly:
Is Heidi and Spencer Pratt's split for real? Affirmative, says Heidi's rep, who confirms the separation to UsMagazine.com, explaining that nothing legal has been filed.

"Heidi is going through a difficult time and hopes people respect her privacy," the rep tells Us.

An insider insists that the couple, who wed in April of last year, parted ways early last week, with Heidi initiating the break.

Adds the pal: "there are no plans for divorce...they are going through some issues. It's a hiccup."
This is clearly a publicity stunt from these two fame sluts. Actually, I'm a little surprised they went down this route. You know what would generate even more publicity than a fake break-up? Setting yourself on fire. Seriously, how awesome would that be? With all the chemicals in her body, Heidi would light up like a roman candle. It'd be just like a fireworks show on the 4th of July, but with more people smiling and cheering.

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  • Marlon

    I could not be distracted by the fact that her face doesnt even look human anymore.

  • TFB

    STFU Bitch! You and that Asshole Spencer are a pair of LOSERS to begin with. Find a real fucking JOB and shut your fucking Pie Hole CUNT! As for Spencer... Fuck You Asswipe, come and get me...

  • sns

    the women who went out and got that horrible plastic surgery and boob job FOR ATTENTION, want people to respect her privacy in this hard time?

    Seriously?

    Honestly?

    No kidding?

    Thats just moronic thatt NOW she doesnt want attention.

  • v4vendetta14

    I predicted that she would have her "asshole" removed after had all that surgery.

    Look at Paul gushing about Spencer...usually his rants revolve around how super these hollywood skanks really are...

  • Heidi J

    Omg Heidi Montag has the exact same nose as Michael Jackson!! That just made her even more scary.. If I was Spencer I would have ran away a loong time ago.. In the series, for the past few seasons he's just been a little pussycat. He gave her a gigantous wedding even though he didn't want to, thousands of women are unwed because their man won't do it while Spencer caved in at the age of 26, when most men are still rocking nightclubs and babes... Spencer didn't even get mad at Heidi when she tried to get pregnant without him even knowing it!! She's a total nutcase :p

  • Paul

    Heidi, is temporarly demented and insane. To break up with and leave Spencer is insanity and shows that she in not in touch with reality. Spencer is the kindest most understanding man imaginable. He has been Heidi's strong right arm, a shoulder to cry on, her astute financial manager. Not only is Spencer ultra-handsome, he has always put Heidi's best interests ahead of his own. She has come under the sway and advice of malovent anti-Spencerian interests. Hopefully she will soon regain her senses.

  • Nate

    You're joking, right?

  • 8 inches

    I imagine this is exactly what her face will look like when I throw it in her ass.


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