Christina Aguilera drunk, Christina Aguilera sober

After 2 weeks, 3 days, 4 hours, 9 minutes, 47 Red Bulls, and 1 restraining order taken out against me by a Pizza Hut delivery man (extra sauce means extra sauce, asshole), I finally found a picture of Tara Reid sober. Unfortunately it was taken at her 7th birthday party in 1982, so for this gallery, I had to use a computer-generated picture of what scientists believe a sober Tara Reid may look like. As always, click around. 10 celebrities, 21 pics.

*21 pics total in the gallery:

  • Before and After Drunk Celebrities
  • Cindy Crawford Sober
  • Cindy Crawford Drunk
  • Jessica Simpson Sober
  • Jessica Simpson Drunk
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