Christina Aguilera drunk, Christina Aguilera sober

After 2 weeks, 3 days, 4 hours, 9 minutes, 47 Red Bulls, and 1 restraining order taken out against me by a Pizza Hut delivery man (extra sauce means extra sauce, asshole), I finally found a picture of Tara Reid sober. Unfortunately it was taken at her 7th birthday party in 1982, so for this gallery, I had to use a computer-generated picture of what scientists believe a sober Tara Reid may look like. As always, click around. 10 celebrities, 21 pics.

*21 pics total in the gallery:

  • Before and After Drunk Celebrities
  • Cindy Crawford Sober
  • Cindy Crawford Drunk
  • Jessica Simpson Sober
  • Jessica Simpson Drunk
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  • Nataliabennett83

    i think these pics except for 2 are fake

  • Nataliabennett83

    i think these pics with the exceptionfake of 2 are

  • Blowmydog

    Oh my, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Kid Rock drunk. Who would have thought?

  • John Bean1

    Soooo, Jessica Simpson drunk=Cameron Diaz?

  • Hamza Benli

    westcoast niggaz

  • xiaopig

    the lips r sexy.
    How much time should the tank get before I start firing away? The Five Second Rule should be followed. Tanks need time to generate the threat they need to hold the boss's attention for the entirety of a fight. This is an old mantra that [url="http://www.swtorcreditus.com"]swtor power leveling[/url]goes back a long time. Tanks don't automatically front-load a lot of it in most cases. That's what the venerable "Five Second Rule" is for. Give your tank five full seconds to establish himself on the hate list before engaging your DPS rotation. This is just a safe way to ensure DPS doesn't take the hate away from the tank and end up wiping the group.

  • anyone

    Pictures can be deceiving.

  • Kim Kardashian drunk at New Year show... http://fancyfashionnews.blogsp...

  • Tesfay

    a good photo

  • Guest

    Lindsay is HIGH in her "sober" picture, lol. Look at the eyes.

  • chris

    thats how i like my girls. huge rack, blonde hair, and drunk enough to agree to anything

  • Boris

    no difference in the kid rock pics.

  • None

    I like how Kid Rock actually looked better when he was drunk :)

  • Metalrolf

    What a waste of time being on here. And? no, I won't be back. Goodbye forever.

  • Wowgags
  • guest

    Ya this is dumb most of the pics aren't even of the celebrities drunk they are just making awkward faces in the pictures.. lame!

  • Hot Image ......

  • Bobguerra

    does it all matter ? give me the fucking ball!

  • Bobguerra

    love me now and i will look

  • Bobguerra

    looks alike

  • Whats amazing is that you got a picture of Tara Reid sober...

  • Blancalapin

    . . .Only an IDIOT would make the statement that follows this one:

  • cindy crawford is a hot mess

  • jak

    send for me pics

  • Brenda

    I'm pretty sure that pupils dialated like that, Kate Moss, indicates more than drunkeness and she might want to wipe after she's done tooting...

  • rattlhead

    i couldn't tell if that was britney spears or marilyn manson

  • wawa

    An alternative title would be "celebrities smiling, celebrities maybe wearing less makeup and caught by the camera mid sentence or yawn."

  • Anonymous

    Oh no, poor Kate Moss suffers from dandruff. Load of it spilled on her shoulder.

  • Lou

    looks like coke :D

  • oh my! and from the looks of it she must be going in for eye surgery, because that pupil is lookin' pretty dilated!

  • Anonymous

    Women are so hot/sexy when they are drunk.

  • Anonymous

    yeah, they can't run.

  • Anon

    rape jokes AREN'T FUNNY

  • biffula

    Some people don't like rape jokes.

    In my experience I find it helps break the awkward tension afterwards.

  • chris

    first off its not rape if you yell SURPRISE


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