Diddy is richer than you

Diddy leaving Whisky Mist nightclub in London (6/10)

Instead of getting drunk last week in London, Diddy could have put, like, five underprivileged kids through college. Hah! You suck underprivileged kids! From UK tabloid the Daily Star:

The 40-year-old moneybags boozer, aka Sean Combs, got the VIP section [at London’s members-only club Whisky Mist] closed off for 70 of his thirsty pals, including sexy gals MIA, 34, and Kelly Rowland, 29, who downed some of the devil’s finest liquid.

A source said: “Sean got through the whole stock of Whisky Mist Ace Of Spades cocktails, costing £61,000, as well as ordering 10 Chalice cocktails which arrived in silver trophies. He then bought a four-foot tall cocktail which came with dancers and a Scottish bagpipe player. Each of these costs £2,100 and Diddy bought 10.”

At the end of the bash, Diddy took to the decks with Kelly. Our source added: “Sean and Kelly tried to sing but they could hardly stand up.”

$90,000 just to get drunk? Hah! What a loser Diddy is! I drank a 12-pack of Natural Ice alone in my room last Saturday night/Sunday morning and it only cost me $8.99. Winner: Me!

*20 pics total in the gallery:

BB

Where is the guy who shot Tupac and BIG when you need him.

JD

What a no-talent loser. Somebody needs to tell him when the cash runs out, the ho's run out too. People will stick around if someone is stupid enough to spend $90k. He should have donated the $$ to underpriviledged kids.

crtb

FYI - when you run up a tab this large a tip is automatically added so stop with the racist jokes.

Carlos

I drank mini Coke Zero's for lunch.

Winner: Puffy.

James

Bar tabs like Diddy's are not unheard of in ultra-expensive London and New York where a wealthy person will pick up the tab for friends and trendy people he might wish to impress. Much of the entourage will be there drinking cheap, included just to fill up space, and make the star look more popular. This is the 2nd Diddy story about his profligate ways and it makes me wonder if perhaps Diddy is trying to get out the word that he is securely solvent as opposed to flat broke.

Jack

Oh Rochester go git me sum od dose Whisky Mist Ace Of Spades cocktails, costing £61,000. Yssir Mr. Diddy

Anonymous

He's not ballin' until he has one of these....

http://www.strand-craft.com/

Jim Brown

Q: What do weebles and black people have in common?

A: Neither of them tip!

Ba-zinga!

TFB

He may be richer than me but they just don't maker bigger Fucking Asshole, Cocksuckers than this Dipshit! Here's hoping he dies soon of alcohol poisoning! Cheers Motherfucker!!

@ Luther - You can't be serious! If you are, you too are one STUPID Motherfucker!

take-that! take-that!

PWT- hate it when a bro. has some money!

Luther

Diddy for president in 2016. He can carry on the good works of Barrack. Our society needs more diversity. We made a good start with Mr. Obama, let Diddy finish the job. Like Mr. Obama he will bring hope and change that is good for the USA.

Slim Shady

@ Jim Brown- He probably cant even spell tip if you even spotted him the t and p...

Jim Brown

Who wants to bet he tipped less than $10?

My guess... $3.46.

Pat_McGroin

I can't stand this prick. He and all the rest of those talentless rappers and their profligate lifestyles are just disgusting.