David Caruso on the set of CSI: Miami in Venice Beach (1/20)

I don’t know what crawled up David Caruso’s ass (a gerbil that finally tired of Richard Gere?), but dude needs to lighten the hell up. Nobody likes an asshole, David. From the National Enquirer:
Remember our exclusive report about comedian/producer Steve Carrell winning over a Sherman Oaks neighborhood by knocking on every door to apologize in advance for any disruption caused by filming his new comedy flick -- then sending flowers? Well, Steve's failed to impress one neighbor -- notoriously ill-tempered "CSI: Miami" star David Caruso. The actor was spotted criss-crossing the neighborhood in his posh silver-gray Bentley, tearing down about a dozen small signs alerting residents to shooting schedules and parking restrictions. (Print Edition - 6/14)
Is anyone surprised by this? Gingers DON'T HAVE SOULS. Frankly, with his hair color and skin pigmentation, it's a little surprising the guy was even brave enough to venture out into the sunlight. David's probably just jealous that Steve is actually making movies while he's relegated to network television. However, if David really wants to be in a movie, he can take solace in the fact that there are still roles being cast for redheads on the big screen -- as Linda Lovelace.

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  • csi miami

    oh a very nice person ! fuck of you

  • Sarakanne

    Fuck Caruso!

  • csi checkers

    david caruso is very cool and played a good role in csi miami as horatio Caine .

  • SaraKnowsItAll

    David Caruso ALWAYS has been a dick and always will be...no matter what a handful of misguided girls with wet panties say

  • Kimberly

    Well I c someone was trying to push some testerone around!lol I honestly luv the show and know it would not b the same w/o that sexy actor David Caruso . He's a great actor.

  • david caruso fan

    hi Krystal im a big david caruso fan and i understand you david caruso is a wonderful man he is so cool in csi miami .

    I saw other Films with him ( Black Point and Proof of life ) there are good Films .

    I love d.c

  • Krystal honeycutt

    Brian you can shove that middle finger of yours up your ass. I dont know what your problem is with david caruso but you need to get over it and grow up. You are the dick head. David caruso is awsome and he is the best man i know. I cant stand anyone that talks shit about david. Maybe you are jealous of david caruso. He is in a lot of movies and he is a wonderful acter and person.

  • Krystal honeycutt

    Brian you can shove that middle finger of yours up your ass. I dont know what your problem is with david caruso but you need to get over it and grow up. You are the dick head. David caruso is awsome and he is the best man i know. I cant stand anyone that talks shit about david. Maybe you are jealous of david caruso. He is in a lot of movies and he is a wonderful acter and person.

  • the csi checkers

    hello brian you must immediate your mail back

    your middle FINGER is very ugly

    the csi checkers MORE IS BETTER

  • the csi checkers

    hello world here are the csi checkers and here are our news . David Caruso is not a asshole . david Caruso is undying !!!!!!

    we are big David Caruso fans and csi miami

  • the csi checkers

    you are not so clever. David Caruso is the best man of the world !!!!

  • the csi checkers

    you are not so clever. David Caruso is the best man of the world !!!!

  • amelie

    i am with emma

  • Ashleigh

    And Queen Elizabeth I. Hell, yeah.

  • Ashleigh

    LOL, David Caruso behaving like a bitchy dick, who would've thought?

    You are NOT representing us gingers well, you pissy prima donna.

    Oh well. We still have Conan and Sean White.

  • Emma

    Whorrible,

    Very original....not!

    Medication? Crazy? What kind of medication would you suggest Dr. Whorrible?

    Got anything original to say? At least the other big boys had a few names to call me.

    Come on! I waste enough time here, I don't need your un-original comments to slow me down.

  • Ennma

    Oohhhh, a couple of BOYS who want to play at being clever to TRY and put a woman in her place just to impress each other.....

    Including using big boy words like "purport."

    Who purported anything? Who said I didn't care about the SUBJECT?

    I only asked “who do you think cared about your opinion.”

    Well, I got my answer didn’t I?

    Everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion, aren’t they?

    But first, I'd like give a hearty "Thanks guys!"

    You all just proved a point I like to make occasionally, this will be a good example of it.

    Good job guys!! Way to go!!

    Peter, (uhm, nice name?) said “Now make me my dinner you smelly hippie bitch!”

    Smelly. Hippie. Bitch……uhm…..ok….you just float that boat of yours and I’m sure everyone will leave you alone. However, if you said that to someone’s face, you might get your dinner with a side of arsenic. Watch out and be careful there, dude.

    Nick, wow I'm impressed.......ok, caught me, I’m not really impressed. If you think calling me a 'cunt' will somehow up your status as a man, think again! Oh, sorry maybe it will to other like minded big boys such as yourself. You know the ones, the ones that follow you around and agree with every word you say.

    Believe me; the word does nothing to me. It's just a 'I-think-I’m-a-big-boy” word to impress other 'big boys.' And if you come back with the ever popular I'm-so-clever-comment of "Then why did you respond if it doesn't bother you?" reply, well then, Oh my God, that puts me in my place, cowering in a corner begging you to stop....(There’s that pesky sarcasm again!) Good job, that's real original.

    You'll have to do a lot better than that. A LOT better. Go ahead, give it try. I still won't be impressed. Not that you care, but I'm sure you'll try anyway. But maybe your 'big boy buddies' will be impressed. In that case, because I know you don't want to disappoint them, have at it.

    Hypocritical? Who me? Not hardly, Mr. Thinks-He-Knows-It-All-Because-He-Has-Friends-Who-Will-Agree-With-Everything-He-Says, the only reason I came across this sham of a website was through a Google search on a similar topic. I just clicked the link, that doesn't make me a hypocrite! But, that comment does prove what you are though doesn’t it?

    Even if I WERE a hypocrite, that's still better than being a chismes de puta and trying to make a successful celebrity (no matter how bad you THINK he is) look like a "dick" to compensate for your own failures and inadequacies. Am I right? No? Of course you’ll deny it. No ‘big boy’ wants to admit his own inadequacy. God forbid!

    And no, I'm not madly in love with David Caruso, as a lot of slightly misguided ladies are who thinks he’s next to perfect, as you no doubt think I am, however I recognize his success (as I do a lot of other celebrities and recording artists). Gossip, gossip magazines and gossip sites, are only for those with no real talent of their own so they have to put down those who do have it. Not opinion, boys, fact.

    Not every celebrity has to satisfy your own idea of what's good and what isn't, Acemeister. (What kind of guy gives himself a name like that anyway? Where do you live? In Wayne’s World?) Worst actor ever, hu? That’s your opinion, and you’re entitled to it. But let me remind you that he is the lead actor on a TV show that's been voted the most watched in the World....twice? It aint all about the beautiful women in bikini's! There are more female fans then there are male. Although I will admit that most men watch it just for the bikini’s…..says something else about the ‘big boys’ doesn’t it? So, tell me Acemeister, what show are you the lead of, and how many times has it been voted the number one watched in the World?

    Whatever clever comment any of you have for that; who cares!

    Now, since I don't really spend a lot of time commenting on celebrity gossip blogs, (don’t want to be accused of being a hypocrite, now do I?) I'll take my leave. However, maybe I'll pop in once or twice more to laugh again at how ridiculous you all sound with your testosterone pumping compensating for your own failures ridiculous chismes de puta judgments about celebrities.

    This was good for a laugh; I need a good laugh once in a while.

    Have fun with this boys, I know I’ll enjoy reading your inane (not that’s not a typo, look it up) comments and laughing all the way through them!

  • Whorrible

    Someone forgot their medication...

    You know, it's funny. You read about crazy people in books and see them in movies, but you never think they're actually out there until you run across someone like the above poster.

    Who the hell gave a person like this access to the internet anyway?

  • Anon

    I seriously doubt David Caruso would drive around in his Bentley taking down poster when he could just tip his gardners to do it.

  • Acemeister

    The guys the worst actor on Earth. Ever.

  • Emma

    What? National Inquirer? Seriously? Really?

    Everyone knows how RELIABLE they are!

    (Uhm in case you missed it, that was sarcasm.)

    Seriously, don't you people have anything better to talk about?

    Like the oil spill. You know the one, BP etc? You do know about that don't you?

    What about world hunger? AIDS? Politics ruining our nation?

    Who the Hell cares who takes down what alerts and who do you think even CARES about your opinion anyway?!

    And Brian, get a grip on that middle finger of yours and shove it!

    Why do you hate David Caruso? What did he do to you? Or is it just the fact that he's ginger?

    That ups my respect for you by nil. And nil plus nil is ZERO!

    Besides it looks like you spend way too much time making vulgar and obscene little pictures with your computer to know what's really going on in the world.

  • Nick

    "Emma"? Oops, looks like you have a typo. I think you meant "Cunt"

    Nick

    Editor

    Celebslam.com

  • Peter Gozinya

    And it looks like "you spend way too much time" commenting on celebrity blogs about a subject you purport to care little about.

    Hypocritical much?

    Now make me my dinner you smelly hippie bitch!

  • Brian

    This might just be proving your point (and though I hate David Caruso)...on behalf of Gingers:

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