Britney Spears will harass you

Britney Spears accused of sexually harassing former guard

An ex-bodyguard of Britney Spears is considering a multi-million dollar lawsuit against the star after he claims he suffered years of sexual harassment. "Cum over here . . . *series of soft grunting noises* . . . and give Brit Brit some lovin'." From The Sun:

Fernando Flores, 29, stormed out after allegedly facing a series of bizarre come-ons. He told pals Britney, 28, often paraded naked in front of him and beckoned him into her bedroom. He is now considering suing her.

A pal revealed yesterday: "She was always giving him the come on and he felt if he didn't reciprocate he could lose his job. He finally handed in his notice last week and is considering legal action. Working for Britney is tough. She's a nightmare to deal with and her emotions are totally out of control. She runs round the house naked and yelling at staff.

"All her guards knew they could be removed if they looked at her the wrong way. Unfortunately for Fernando, she took a liking to him, so he was under more pressure than most. He wanted to be a good security guard and look after her but the situation became unbearable."

In Britney's defense, you'd walk around your house naked, too, if half your clothes had big gravy stains. That's just embarrassing. But not as embarrassing as complaining about a slightly-overweight-but-still-bangable-when-you-take-into-account-how-rich-she-is woman walking around her house butt-ass-naked. You could follow Liza Minnelli around on her world tour for a year and still not be as gay as this Fernando dude. "Cabaret! Sing Cabaret!"

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Annie

Lies!! Brit will go bankrupt cos of the suing. he's just angry britney or her dad fired him. Brit will never do that people should know that. but in court, britney will have a lot of backup...her staff, her dad, lie detectors etc............love u brit brit

jules from brisbane

who gives a rats

LolleyGagger

She wouldn't have to wear a goddam bra around me that's for certain.

LolleyGagger

Guy is a LOSER!

He said he felt he might lose his job, souds like no one told him he would case closed GTFO of my court & stop clogging up the system with frivolous bullshit.

BTW-Just to clarify if she did that in front of me it wouldn't last long as I'd be all over her & she wouldn't have to do it again only have to say she's ready for Freddy.

Anonymous

This dude is a fag. Grant it, BS isn't the babe she used to be but actually complaining about her running around the house naked in front him? Hahaha...

Anonymous

I could think of worse things than being sexually harassed by Britney Spears...that must have been such a traumatic experience!

Anonymous

Someone is always trying to pick deep pockets, and get free money through a lawsuit. The Britster's lawyers will end up settling out of court for a 100K or so. That is what the guy and his lawyer are counting on, and how plaintiff lawyers make their money.