Crazy Britney is back!

Britney Spears is messing around with her medication because she wants to get pregnant. Uh oh. On the bright side, she did go to medical school so it’s not like she doesn’t know what she’s doing. I don’t see what could possibly go wrong. From In Touch Weekly:
"[Britney Spears] is talking about having another baby," says an insider. Britney has always wanted a daughter, but the insider says it's really about saving her relationship with Jason Trawick, even though it seems like she can barely stand to be around him without picking a fight these days. "He has stood by her through so much craziness and tantrums and still loves her," says the insider. "She secretly hopes a baby will make everything right again."

Unfortunately, Britney's solution may be part of the problem. According to a friend, in order to get pregnant, the 28-year-old has stopped taking the powerful medications she uses to control her moods and switched to less-potent drugs: "She'd like to be pregnant within six months." That might explain some of her recent behavior. "She's just not being herself. She has been blowing up at Jason for no reason at all," says the insider, adding that she seems to be slipping back into habits that led to her last breakdown, like "doing her crazy voices and hiding in her room for hours."
Getting knocked up should be easy for Britney, she's a Spears. If you just whisper the word "inseminate" around those chicks they get pregnant. Frankly, if Britney wants another baby, she doesn't need to go off her meds, she just needs to find someone that's brimming with seamen -- like a Triton Class Nuclear Submarine. If she wants to know when one is scheduled to be in port, just ask Paris Hilton -- she carries a laminated schedule in her purse. Very convenient.

*5 pics total in the gallery:

  • Britney Spears Off Her Meds 1
  • Britney Spears Off Her Meds 2
  • Britney Spears Off Her Meds 3
  • Britney Spears Off Her Meds 4
  • Britney Spears Off Her Meds 5
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  • Anonymous

    She should have many more children. That is what women are for, to bare children.

  • Johnny Eumarr

    Because she's been a great mom to her two existing kids... And having a kid is usually a great way to salvage a failing relationship.

  • Shar

    Oh man, her sea monkeys died. :(

  • Paul

    The Britster is and will be a wonderful mother. Her loins could easily bear another four or five childeren, and her breasts could easily suckle them.

  • Anonymous

    Her manager/bf must have money of his own because a guy could retire getting BS preggers. Look at K-Fed. Two kids and retired in his 20's.

  • Slim Shady

    Yeah, like having a kid will make 'thangs all better! Ask all the single mothers in the country...


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