Andy Dick is a mess

In case you can't already tell from the picture, Andy Dick is in fact not doing great. He's a mess. Actually, that's an insult to messes. From the National Enquirer:
The latest stop on the Andy Dick train wreck was a play in Los Angeles, where the troubled comic drunkenly demanded to be let in without a ticket and then caused a ruckus by barging in anyway. After Andy, 44, stormed into a performance of "Yello" and the Coast Playhouse in Los Angeles on June 2, he loudly slurred: "Did it start yet?"

The boozing, belligerent "NewsRadio" star was then kicked out by the play's director Delo Shores, who told Andy: "Come back when you'resober." Said an eyewitness: "Andy kept yelling, 'I'm a celebrity! I don't buy tickets!'"

Andy's bender began earlier that evening at Hamburger Mary's, a popular West Hollywood bar. The troubled actor grabbed a female patron and french-kissed her, begged other customers to pick up his tab after his credit card was declined (no takers!), then stumbled out and urinated on the sidewalk. (Print Edition - 6/21)
Wow, if Andy Dick was any more of a disaster he'd have to change his name to Lindsay Lohan British Petroleum. Besides, declaring to everyone that you think you're better than they are just because you've been on TV is disgusting, gauche, and a schtick that's already been claimed by Gwyneth Paltrow.

*18 pics total in the gallery:

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  • Wesley

    You are correct. He is on a down spiral.

    He was in Huntington, WV yesterday with his attorney Mark Geragos fighting sexual assault charges stemming from January. It appears the judge has decided there is enough evidence to go forward with a trial by jury. Andy could be facing more jail time. I think he was quite aware of this because he hired Mark Geragos who isn't cheap, not to mention had to get incensed to practice law in WV for Andy's trial.

    LINK TO STORY:

    http://blog.celebsnapshot.com/...

  • Henriette

    Sad. I watched him on Celebrity Rehab and was really cheering for him to get better. He actually seemed to have a somewhat decent side to him when he was sober.

  • Pat_McGroin

    Why are fuckers like this referred to as "troubled", instead of "fucked-up loser"? Accuracy in reporting please. This guy should be put down like a rabid dog. There is no justification for letting a creature like this continue to live.

  • Dex Dexter

    "[...]if Andy Dick was any more of a disaster he'd have to change his name to Lindsay Lohan British Petroleum" = LOL! Nice comment.

  • KJIH-TV Media kjihkjih (syfy@y

    Bwa hahahaha! That's funny! :-D

  • Anonymous

    That's not the first time (in the past 24 hours) that he's had a white substance drip from his mouth.


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