June 2010 NUDE!

Florencia Salvioni

Argentinian model Florencia Salvioni

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Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, June 30

Elle Macpherson arriving to BBC Radio 2 studios in London (pics start here)

Katie Price arriving to her hen party in London (pics start here)

Drew Barrymore leaving a photo studio in New York (pics start here)

Marilyn Manson arriving to LAX airport (pics start here)

Nikki Reed (Twilight) arriving to Jimmy Kimmel Live! studios in L.A. (pics here)

Gemma Atkinson at the premiere of Baseline at the 195 Piccadilly Theatre in London (pics start here)

Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger in New York (pics start here)

Heidi Klum leaving Bar Pitti in Manhattan (pics start here)

Malin Akerman out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Paris Hilton arriving to KIIS FM Studios in L.A. (pics start here)

Robin Antin shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens arriving to an acting class in L.A. (pics start here)

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What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ This is freaking me out more than a little [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Kim Kardashian can be really freaking hot when she wants to [Popoholic]
+ R.I.P. Larry King Live [Just Jared]
+ Miranda Kerr upskirt shot [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Ryan Seacrest is taking over the world [PopEater]

+ Is it bad that I think these all look delicious? [2Leep]
+ Cleavage is a very wonderful thing [Holy Taco]
+ Kelly Brook and her big bikini boobies are still on vacation [moejackson]
+ Shut up Dolly before I slap you! [Cele|bitchy]

LIST OF THE DAY: The Top 16 Sienna Miller Drunk Faces

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Oksana Grigorieva at a press conference in Moscow (4/19)

Shocking news about Mel Gibson's ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. Turns out she may be making up this abuse story to get more money out of Mel. I know, right? What a shock. Besides being an adulteress whore, she seems like she has such a pure heart. From the Chicago Sun Times:

As the war of words -- and legal wrangling -- intensifies between Mel Gibson and ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, Hollywood sources say the Ukrainian singer and mother of Gibson's baby daughter Lucia has a history of telling tall tales. Budding actress Caroline Marcus claims she met Grigorieva at a party last year, "and she told me she would introduce me to Mel ... that I was perfect for a part in a movie he was developing.

"Naturally, I followed up -- several times," Marcus told me. "And she acted like she never heard of me and denied we ever had that conversation!"

Another longtime Hollywood player -- who socialized with Gibson and Grigorieva when they were together -- told me Monday, "That girl has a very vivid imagination. She claimed to have performed in most of the great opera houses in Europe. When I mentioned that to several friends of mine who are big in opera circles, they just laughed. Also, I caught her telling a lot of stories about things she and Me had done together -- silly stuff, like yachts they had partied on or people they had had over for dinner ... later finding out it was all not true."

It's hard to know what to think in this situation. Should we believe the lying Russian whore with the shifty eyes who got pregnant so she could extort money out of her billionaire sugar daddy for the next 18 years? Or the anti-Semite with the shifty eyes who cheated on his wife and left her for an Octomom look-a-like? Tough call. Of course, the real victim in this whole situation is Mel and Oksana's daughter Lucia -- no matter what happens between these two, she'll end up having to live with one of them.

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Bradley Copper on the set of The Dark Fields in New York (4/1)

This kind of thing happens to me all the time when I'm at the beach. Such a hassle. From the National Enquirer:

Out for a beach stroll with sweetie Renee Zellweger, hunky Bradley Cooper just kept strolling when she paused to admire someone's dog-and a moment later, a giggling 20-ish hottie wearing OMG short-shorts and a low-cut Daisy Mae top suddenly jumped in front of him, waving a black Sharpie. "Please....," she begged, pointing to her southern exposure, exposed bountifully by her hiked-up shorts. "Please sign my butt!"

Lapsing into short-term insanity, as guys often do at such moments, Bradley took the Sharpie and was about to sign just above the...er, dotted line, when he heard "HEY!" An instant later, Renee snatched the Sharpie and snarled at Beach Bimbo: "He doesn't do butts!" Pouting, the girl whined: "Okay, but how about signing on the jeans?" Bradley glanced at Renee, got that "you're one short leash from the doghouse" look, and told the girl:"Sorry, no autographs today..." as Sweetie grabbed his hand and hauled him off. (Print Edition - 7/21)

OK, this needs to be said: What the hell is Bradley Cooper doing with Rene Zellweger? There are plenty of aging unattractive women with a modicum of fame out there for him to date -- and they're all on the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Besides, if you consider what happened to Kenny Chesney after he married Rene, it's not other women she has worry about. It's other men.

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Bradley Cooper Pictures

Britney Spears and her son Jayden visiting the Sydney Aquarium last November

Britney Spears is allegedly under investigation by the Los Angeles Department of Children and Family Services after former bodyguard Fernando Flores (the same guy who's suing her for sexual harassment) claims he witnessed her abuse her two sons Sean and Jayden. From The Sun:

Social workers will quiz her over claims she beat one with a belt and gave both food they were allergic to - making them violently ill. Investigators were approached by the singer's former bodyguard Fernando Flores - who claims he was forced to quit his job due to Britney's erratic behaviour

A source said: "Britney doesn't mean to be a bad mum. But Flores feels she has so many issues she can't be trusted around her boys. He claims the first really shocking incident was when she came marching into the pool house at her mansion and demanded his belt. He handed it over but then followed her into the main house and claims he witnessed the alleged incident."

Flores also accused Britney of feeding the boys food they were allergic to, including shellfish. The alleged incidents took place in late March or early April. Child protection agency workers tried to quiz her last week but she had left LA for a few days.

This is completely ridiculous. First of all, Britney can't even pronounce "shellfish" (she calls it "selfish") so I highly doubt she's feeding it to her kids. And secondly, there isn't a belt within 50 yards of Britney's house. She demands that everyone uses rope to help make her feel "more at home." This guy's obviously trying to tarnish the name and reputation of Britney. Dammit, her label Jive Records spent years building that! I simply will not stand for this! *angrily shakes fist at monitor*

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Sofia Vergara

Sofia Vergara at a screening of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse at the Crosby Hotel in New York (6/28)

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NSFW!

Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.

Lindsay Lohan leaving Rite Aid in Hollywood (6/28)

Less than two weeks out of rehab back in 2007, a drunken Lindsay Lohan ran out of a nightclub, carjacked Dante Nigro's 2004 GMC Yukon -- with him and two friends still inside of it -- and chased her former assistant Taryn through the streets of Santa Monica. The chase ended in the parking lot of the Santa Monica Police Department -- yes, Lindsay actually followed her to the police department -- where Lindsay was arrested for DUI. While being booked, police discovered a small amount of cocaine in her possession. Lindsay was booked on a felony charge of cocaine possession and misdemeanor charges of driving under the influence and driving with a suspended license. In Texas, she would have been immediately hanged. In California, she ended up serving 84 minutes in jail. And now we know why. From TMZ:

...the cop who took custody of the cocaine mistook it for a breath mint and threw it in the trash. Pretty incredible, but according to the Santa Monica Police report -- obtained by TMZ -- the officer "discovered a folded Clinique sun care card with an unknown substance caked on to the surface of the card in Lohan's right rear pocket."

The report goes on:  "Some of the white substance fell to the floor. I used my foot to see what had fell but thought nothing of it. I did not recognize the substance attached to the card and initially thought the substance was a wet crushed breath mint."

A cop sees a white powdery substance and his first thought is "breath mint." I'm thinking maybe that cop should be fired.

And now it gets good: "I put the card into the jail trash can next to the booking windows.  I was looking at the floor and began to recognize the substance as resembling powder cocaine. I then recovered the card from the trash."

The cop says the coke was in the trash for about 2 minutes. He put the card in an evidence envelope, then scooped up the coke that had fallen to the floor and placed it in a separate evidence envelope.

In short -- EVIDENCE CONTAMINATION!!!

Evidence contamination my ass. It's not like a parade went through the police department during the two minutes Lindsay's coke was in the trashcan. It was on top of crumpled-up envelopes and empty soda cans, not radioactive waste. What happened to the concept of common sense? Also, what happened to the concept of police officers not being complete morons? I'd be surprised if every time these guys walk into a room, Benny Hill music didn't start playing.



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Miranda Kerr at a photoshoot in New York (6/28)

I'm not gonna lie -- this isn't the first time a smoking-hot supermodel has had to ice herself down because I got lost and accidentally wandered onto set. Thanks a lot Google Maps! I swear to god, if this happens again and I'm injured in the ensuing riot, I'm suing your ass.

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