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Tila Tequila at her album release party at the Conga Room in L.A. (5/12)

I don't know about you, but these are just about the sexiest pictures of a shifty little Viet Cong midget taking a huge fake dump that I've ever seen. Man I'm getting all hot. I may need a cold shower here in a minute.

NOTE: Belts: They're not just for holding up pants anymore! (semi-NSFW)

*46 pics total in the gallery:

[WENN]

cts2nv

I'd still hit it.

8 inches

I wonder if she's queefing the "Pledge of Allegiance".

Jenn

Millions of adoring fans? HA!

Do you mean the dozen or so teenagers who can't see through her bull yet?

Trash. Trash. Trash.

Paul

It has been too long with no photos of the ever lovely and sensual Miss. Tila. She looks better than ever. She must be getting over her grief at the tragic loss of her fiance. To think that there is such an awesome amount of beauty and talent all wrapped up in that shapely petite little body. Miss Tila is what diversity is all about. She is so sensative and caring, always going around doing good deeds.

Miss Tila, your millions of adoring fans salute and love you.

Anastasia

Bradshaw, you should be ashamed of yourself allowing this drugged out waste product to leave her house looking like this!

MissTila

YES I AM HOT HATERS! WHY ARE YOU ALL SO JEALOUS OF ME? I KNOW I AM HOT AND YOU DO TOO! PEOPLE STOP HATING!

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Can Larry Birkhead and her please get together so they can go FOAD.

v4vendetta14

I bet she sings about as good as Bai Ling.

Levi

How embarrassing. Did she think she looked hot? The coming of a porn star...just what she should be. Her outfits are funny though.

Anonymous

That main pic of her farting into the microphone is pretty much how I imagine her whole album sounding.

Paul

I Love Corn Dogs In My Butt W/Mustard

T

Nip slip in half those pictures, and no star! oh knooeessss =D

I wouldnt exactly call it a nipslip tho as im sure it was intentional