Stacy Keibler goes through terrifying ordeal

I guess she looks decent in a bikini

Stacy Keibler went through a terrifying ordeal earlier this month in Beverly Hills -- she actually had to wait a few minutes to get her nails done. Oh my god. From the National Enquirer:

Stacy Keibler was in no mood for small talk at Lanny Nails in Beverly Hills on May 8. The former pro-wrestler and "DWTS" finalist was so annoyed that she had to wait five minutes for her appointment that she seethed in silence during her manicure session. (Print Edition - 5/17)

This story glosses over what is obviously one of the greatest discoveries of all time: If you want a hot chick to shut up, all you apparently have to do is make her wait an extra five minutes. It's just too bad this article didn't come out last year -- if it had, Chris Brown might still have a clean record and a career.

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JC

Roid rage.

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Perhaps it is because of my advanced maturity or the fact that I was raised in wealthy environment that I can say with absolute conviction: "I would not last 7 seconds in her mouth".

Dawn

I am sure gazillions sympathize with her. If it will help out, I will eat her.

Neorules2112

It would be like heaven to get up in between those long legs .

vince mcmahon

She's what all women should look like. Me likey!