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Spencer Pratt is a douche

A guido-inspired energy drink? Why didn't I think of that! Oh yeah, because I'm not a fucking idiot. From TMZ:

Spencer Pratt is dead set on capitalizing on the "Jersey Shore" craze -- TMZ has learned he's teamed up with Snooki's ex-boyfriend to lockdown a trademark on a Guido-themed energy drink ... seriously.

Pratt and Emilio Masella just acquired trademark rights on the name "Guid-o-Juice" -- for drink products ranging from energy-fueled concoctions to herbal remedies. We're told Spencilio's first venture is "what's soon to be the most popular Guido energy drink in the world."

Spencer and Masellout already have a reality show in the works -- called "Fist Pumping for Love."

Spencer's idea of creating "the most popular Guido energy drink" in the world will never happen -- that title already belongs to the popular "Red Bull, Vodka, and Roofie" drink. Besides, Jersey Shore Guidos don't need an energy drink to get them excited when they go out -- they just need loud music, hair gel, and girls drunk enough to wake up the next morning with no recollection of the night before. For all of our sakes, let's hope this drink contains the one ingredient any good Guido energy drink should have: ~~Sugar~~ ~~Caffeine~~ Rat Poison.

*27 pics total in the gallery:

[WENN, Mavrixonline]

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The problem with Pratt beyond the fact that he's an idiot and a PR hound is that his ideas as a lame as he is and always crates bad press.

The idea is get good PR, be upstanding and not act like a penchant 4 year old anytime someone points a camera.

Ahh... to be young and stupid again.. oh, wait, I was never stupid.

Cpm

I'm disappointed Spencer didn't make his monkey face.

im mom

what is going on in all those photos?

Paul

For sure NOT Miss Tila or Lady GaGa.

tch

Pratt shows he has nice taste in gauche white magpie jewelry. Way to go mo boy.

Paul

Spencer Pratt is a marketing genius, as well as being extremely business wise. He has an awesome intellect, as well as the physical form of a Greek God. In line with his great physical and intellectual attributes, Spencer has a charismatic, warm, and understanding personality. Heidi is so lucky to have Spencer helping to guide her life. All in all, Spencer Pratt is one of the greatest of all living Americans. One of these days he will leave the business/art world and enter politics. He may even become president.

Paul

I Would Totally Let Him Do Me In The Butt !!

Paul

Mendacious imposter.