Snooki swimsuit photos (Miami - 5/20)

Here's an interesting piece of news: the Miami Dolphins announced yesterday that they signed Snooki of Jersey Shore fame to be the team's main tackling dummy. Financial terms were not disclosed. Great news for Snooki -- bad news for the Dolphins defense. No way just one linebacker will be able to take her down. Look at that base. She might as well be bolted to the ground.

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  • wattapig

    Really cant understand why she hasn't gone on a diet.

  • Anonymous

    I want her to sit on me and drip her sweat onto my body. Then she can kiss me. She is so good looking I wond to possess her and make her all mine forever. I bet she is smart to.

  • Pat_McGroin

    Ewwwww. That bitch could put Agarol out of business.

  • Anonymous

    Snooki is typical of the Jersey girls one sees along the Jersey Shore and lounging on Jersey beaches. Probably well over half of all Jersey girls more or less look like the Snooki. Thats how you can tell they are from Jersey and not NY.

  • Anonymous

    Snooki is typical of the bitches you see from NY: too tan, too much mouth, and zero class. Your mother must be like that, right? Which makes you a dirty bastard. Go watch your mom give $5 handies to your new uncle. Faggot.

  • Anonymous

    Your mother must look like that, you dirty NY fuck. Stay your ass in Staten Island, get cancer & die.

  • Anonymous

    Obviously this New York dumbass is confusing his states. New York trash litters the Jersey Shore, you come down to our State, spend your mommy and daddy's money and fuck up our summers. Go back to NY and stay the fuck away from Jersey.

  • Anonymous

    Would definitely hit that all night.

  • Anonymous

    The longer you look at her picture, the better she looks. She is kind of sexy and easy looking, but than you look a little longer and she looks innocent and cuddly. She looks like she would be a fun lay.



    JWoww is hotter than a $3 skillet. She looks like one of those real high class call girl/escorts that rent for $10,000 a night.

  • rockstar

    that is not cute.

  • X

    I have no idea who this is, but it's disgusting.

  • Anonymous

    Weirdest bod ever. She hasn't got a neck or waist. She pure head, shoulders, then ass. No seperation like a normal person would.

  • Dawn

    I would not eat her, and I don't think I want her nibbling on me either. I have my standards to maintain.

  • John

    SNOOKIE is an UGLY, DISGUSTING media whore!

  • Anonymous

    Not so. She is actually kind of cute in a common sort of way.

  • JustMe

    Okay, she doesn't have flabby fat on her, but that suit is not flattering on her. It is like two sizes two small and everything is spilling out. And really, the fake tans do not look cool.If you want a tan, get tan, not orange.

  • tch

    Bless her heart. Must be hell getting up every morning knowing you are a human cross-hybrid between a bull frog and a brown tick.

  • Anonymous

    What? No comments about helping that beached whale back in the water?

  • Cannot Believe

    One cannot believe that these disgusting Neanderthal pigs have an audience.

    She is disgusting,whorish, and why on earth would anyone take pictures of her? In a swimsuit no less?

    The others just look like inbred cast extras locked in the basement since The Sopranos finished filming.

    Why does anyone pay any attention at all?

  • Ug Lee

    she definitely fell off the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

  • Ali

    The filthy whore needs to completely cover her body. It is against the teachings for woman to offer such tempatation to man, who is her husband not. Brand and stone her. She has dishonor brought to her family. Beautiful she may be, but she is still a shegoat.

  • Anonymous

    I love Paul's new impersonation. Need more.

  • Anonymous

    I know, right.

  • NeNe

    I hope that you're kidding Paul.

  • NeNe

    Neorules2112:



    LMAOROLF... I swear, I almost went pee pee in my pants from your comment.

  • Paul

    She is so muscular and fit looking. She should go into body building. She looks like a warrior princess, ready to do battle with the hoardes. Give her a sword, shield and helmet. She could save the nation. Dispite it all, she is sensual and sexy looking at the same time. A girl fit to be Conan's mate. We need many many more just like Snooki.

  • Neorules2112

    Fuck this has to be ugliest pig on the planet.

    There will be dead fish popping out from that ocean from all that infected poon.

  • NeNe

    OMG!I have temorarily lost my eyesight from looking at this horrendous sight. How on earth does this fat, ugly midget think she looks good? Instead of being on a reality show, I think she needs a reality check.


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