Sarah Jessica Parker leaving her hotel in London (5/28)

In this post we list things more pitiful than waiting outside of Sarah Jessica Parker's hotel so she can autograph your Sex and the City 2 poster . . . *crickets chirping* . . . I got nothing.

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  • Stephy2185

    @ Johnny Eumarr

    RUDE! lol Too funny though.

    i like sjp alot though and think she's pretty gracious. i mean she stopped to sign his poster. that's pretty nice.

    maybe that dude just happened to be in town and he's getting it signed for his girlfriend or something?

    This could be a really nice gesture....

  • Gdrive

    HA! He is the girlfriend!

  • Gdrive

    *IS < emphasis

  • Johnny Eumarr

    She couldn't just paw the ground twice?

  • Carlos

    You know that kid has limped out of a rectory or two in his life.

  • Ol Hank

    The only thing more pitiful is actually paying to see that piece of garbage in a theatre. At least the autograph was free.

  • Paul

    SJP is a modern day goddess and role model for modern women everywhere. The American woman can learn much from SJP, and should attempt to follow her example. That guy is one lucky dude. Someday that autographed poster will be worth millions.

  • Gdrive

    What do they do?

    Have lunch at some outdoor cafe, buy some jimmie choos, samantha fucks some kid fresh out of high school, maybe have some cozmos to talk about their day. Carrie screws mr big ever so often while trying to have relations with everyone else. Now it's the same thing but it's in the desert? What do they accomplish? really? They don't do anything!! Yet all the ladies and gays are going "OMG let's get tickets!!"

    Was it just 80 years ago women couldn't vote? Wow they've come along way..


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