Ryan Seacrest is funny because he's short

Ryan Seacrest arriving to Trousdale nightclub in West Hollywood (4/23)

Con? Ryan Seacrest is 4'11" (estimate). Pro? Stacy Keibler doesn't care. From the National Enquirer:

Ryan Seacrest got his flirt on with former "Dancing with the Stars" contestant Stacy Keibler at Hollywood's Trousdale on April 23. The 5-foot-9 "American Idol" host must like his women tall. Stacy -- who's 5-foot-11 -- without heels -- towered over him as they danced. (Print Edition - 5/17)

Ryan doesn't need to be self-conscious about his height when he's out dancing -- he needs to be self-conscious about his height when he's waiting in line to ride a rollercoaster. Besides, Stacy will never need to worry about how short Ryan is as long as she makes sure of one thing: that she never wears her six-inch Manolo Blahnik stilettos . . . and that he always wears his.

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