Paris Hilton's new perfume "Tease"

That ad above is for Paris Hilton's 10th(!) perfume "Tease" which was announced late last week. But all you cheap whores are going to have to be patient -- the scent doesn't hit stores until this summer. Regarding the photoshoot, Paris told People:
“I got to dress up like my idol Marilyn Monroe, and we ended up with some great photos. She’s always been such an inspiration to me . . . Tease is a really sweet and flirty scent, so the name is very fitting. It’s playful and sexy-perfect for grabbing attention.”
Oh yeah, when I think of Paris Hilton, I can't help but think of Marilyn Monroe. They have so many similarities like . . . or . . . um . . . the only thing I can think of is that their vagina probably smells the same. No, I don't mean the 29-year-old living version of Marilyn in 1955. I mean the 84-year-old corpse version that's currently buried at Westwood Cemetery.

*5 pics total in the gallery:

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  • Anonymous

    Oh snap! You mean someone actually put out a pic of Paris Hilton NOT orange from fake tanning?!? Someone's getting fired.

    The general public is not allowed to know she's white as f*ck.

  • JD

    Tease??? More like sure thing with STD's to boot.

  • Fred

    Sorry, but that picture is just ridiculous.

  • Anonymous

    Tease? WTF? Paris is more like a sure thing as long as you got a sh*t load of money or relatively famous.

  • jeezlouise

    Who buys any of the stupid spoiled whores crap? Seriously-. Anyone with taste would never buy a celebrity scent. Ever.How is this loser still pitching products? Shes sooooo old news.

  • Neorules

    Probably smells like a Cambodian Whorehouse

  • Paul 's Asian Gay Lover

    Paul it's time get on your knees and open up

    just like Paris showed you ..

  • Dawn

    I have good taste and I wear Paris' scents. You should try some of them.

  • Carlos

    And as we all know, "tease" is code for Jizz.

  • Anonymous

    Carlos, we miss your humor here when you go on hiatus. Don't leave us again!

  • Carlos

    Believe me, it's not by choice. They don't allow labtops or iPads in Guantanamo Bay.

  • Nate

    At lest she knows how to pull off the Marilyn Monroe look, unlike Lindsay who get's it wrong all the time.

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