Miss USA is fun

Rima Fakih working the stripper pole

Miss Michigan, 23-year-old Rima Fakih, was crowned Miss USA last night. Annnnnnnnd roughly 12 hours later, pictures of her on a stripper pole hit the web. Of course. The pictures were taken in 2007 at Detroit radio show Mojo In The Morning's "Stripper 101" contest, which she won. A hot chick dancing provocatively? OHMYGODEVERYONEFREAKOUT!!!

In Rima's defense, her actions practically aren't even her fault. I heard a rumor -- I don't know if it's true or not; I'm just passing it along -- that she often listens to rock & roll music. *gasp*

*35 pics total in the gallery:

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FOR ALL WHO SAID MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS WHAT EVER BECAUSE WE DONT REALLY CARE WHAT DO U SAY ABOUT US THANKS GOD WE R MUSLIMS AND WE BELIEVE IN RIGHT GOD !! HAHAH AND GOO AWAY WE DONT CARE WE R NOT TERRORIST THEY SAID WE TERRORIST GO TO HELL UR GOING GOING TO HELL BTW HAHAHAH !! POOR U ALL HAHAH TERRORIST GALAW SHU GALAW TERRORIST !!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH U MAKE ME LAUGH GUYS U R THE TERRORITS ONE !!!! HAHAHAHAHA BYEEE LOW CLASS PEOPLE U WOULD ALWAYS STAY LOW CLASS ESPEACILLY CELEB SLAM FOR LETING LOW CLASS PEOPLE TO LEAVE A COMMENT IN HERE TERRORITST TERRORISTS TERRORISTS !

Whippet

She is an American. That should be enough for you and your nation that prides itself on the strength of diversity.

I really doubt if there was any political agenda involved here.

I always find Americans so strange; the philosophy of the foundation of the founding fathers of your nation of freedom for all and openess is in direct contrast to the incredible close-mindedness and bigotry exhibited by the modern population.

Americans really should open a book or two to learn about the history and foundation your nation was found upon.

The question is: have you become less tolerant or more stupid?

Oh, and she is stunning.

Paul Bunyon

The USA was not founded on diversity. Diversity doesn't have a damned thing to do with our greatness. Freedom. Property Rights. Self-Sufficiency. Entrepreneurial Spirit. Those are some of the things that led to our greatness. Diversity is just meaningless buzzword from the Multicultural Movement, which is designed to DIVIDE people into separate ethnic groups, leading to identity politics and grievance-mongering, and ultimately the Balkanization of the country. I'm an American. There is no such thing as a hyphen-American. The girl who won the Miss USA pageant is very attractive. Good for her for achieving one of her goals. But in case you hadn't noticed, this is a website for snarky humor about all things Celebutarded. Winning both the Miss USA pagaent and a stripper contest opens her up to some mocking.

UNKOWN

FOR ALL WHO SAID MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS WHAT EVER BECAUSE WE DONT REALLY CARE WHAT DO U SAY ABOUT US THANKS GOD WE R MUSLIMS AND WE BELIEVE IN RIGHT GOD !! HAHAH AND GOO AWAY WE DONT CARE WE R NOT TERRORIST THEY SAID WE TERRORIST GO TO HELL UR GOING GOING TO HELL BTW HAHAHAH !! POOR U ALL HAHAH TERRORIST GALAW SHU GALAW TERRORIST !!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH U MAKE ME LAUGH GUYS U R THE TERRORITS ONE !!!! HAHAHAHAHA BYEEE LOW CLASS PEOPLE U WOULD ALWAYS STAY LOW CLASS ESPEACILLY CELEB SLAM FOR LETING LOW CLASS PEOPLE TO LEAVE A COMMENT IN HERE TERRORITST TERRORISTS TERRORISTS !

Allah

Oh yeah... the USA is soooooo terrible, huh? Here's a little history lesson for you Whippy.

Germany -> holocaust

France - > guillotines

England -> ask the Irish or Scots!

Spain -> Inquisition

Russia -> gulags & Bolshevism

Japan -> Rape of Nanking, et. al.

China -> Mao & re-education camps

North Africa -> slave traders for millenia

Africa -> constant tribal warfare and genocide

Arab world -> conquest, murder rape, slavery

Scandinavia -> Viking pillaging & looting

Central/South America -> staggering corruption & constant civil wars

etc.

etc..

etc...

the rest of the world is no bowl of cherries.

gueibor

Hey, our corruption isn't staggering! It's healthy and growing happily, thank you very much.

Carlos

Good point, sir, good point. You can hold your head high when compared to the civilized world-hopefully your father won't decapitate you in an effort to save his honor.

Anonymous

Closed minded, bigots, you must be talking about liberals and democrats.

Johnny Eumarr

What's funny is the pageant was promoting her as a symbol of what's right about the Muslim faith and how much equality exists in the US because a Muslim woman could become Miss USA. Turns out she's pretty much like every other contestant.

JC

Could be anyone in those photos.

NdG99

You conservatives can't be happy with anything, she is Arab so she is a terrorist from Al Qaeda, if she was a hispanic you would say it was because of the "Arizona immigration laws" if she was lesbian then it would about "gay marriage and avenging Carey Prejean" and if she was black then it would be about "Barack Obama and keeping the dems in power" the only thing that that would make you happy is that the girl should be just like you. They picked the hottest one. Why right-wing tea party conservatives hate being called racist is beyond me but you sure are. Cowards!

Dirk The Emperor

Sorry, Asshat, but she doesn't have anything to worry about from conservatives. They may call her names, but that is as far as it goes.

But I guarantee you that there are bunch of muslims out there seeing these pictures and figuring out the best way to kill her for offending allah and not covering her hot little body from head to to.

Roman Polanski

If only she were 13 still...

Anonymous

Knowing how to work a stripper pole just makes her hotter. She should have done that for the talent portion.

Sam

All you Arab shitheads who think that she should be stoned, blah blah, grow up! She is a human being, muslim or not, she's entitled to her own freedom to do whatever she wants with her own body (yes, her body). If Allah want her stoned, he can do that himself, he doesn't need your help, or does he?

Anonymous

She is a woman, she is not entitled to anything outside the family. She should be stoned and cast out. She has whored and brought dishonor on her family and the faith.

Anonymous

you guys are shitheads....being a muslim does not make u a terrorist...dumb fucks.

READ IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!

FOR ALL WHO SAID MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS WHAT EVER BECAUSE WE DONT REALLY CARE WHAT DO U SAY ABOUT US THANKS GOD WE R MUSLIMS AND WE BELIEVE IN RIGHT GOD !! HAHAH AND GOO AWAY WE DONT CARE WE R NOT TERRORIST THEY SAID WE TERRORIST GO TO HELL UR GOING GOING TO HELL BTW HAHAHAH !! POOR U ALL HAHAH TERRORIST GALAW SHU GALAW TERRORIST !!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH U MAKE ME LAUGH GUYS U R THE TERRORITS ONE !!!! HAHAHAHAHA BYEEE LOW CLASS PEOPLE U WOULD ALWAYS STAY LOW CLASS ESPEACILLY CELEB SLAM FOR LETING LOW CLASS PEOPLE TO LEAVE A COMMENT IN HERE TERRORITST TERRORISTS TERRORISTS !

Anonymous

No, but being a terrorist generally makes you Muslim.

JC

Right. The Koran told Tim McVeigh and Eric Rudolph and James Von Brunn and Andrew Stack and the Unabomber to do it. And Muhammad was the Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan.

Fucktards.

Carlos

6 names vs. an entire religion preaching hate. Talk about ignoring the gorilla in the corner.

Anonymous

Ooooo...you can Google. Why don't you google the oldest terrorist organizations and come back and tell us what religion they are. Asshat.

Anonymous

LOL...owned.

Anonymous

Wait a second. Our President's Muslim and now Miss USA is too? I guess the terrorists did win afterall...

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FOR ALL WHO SAID MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS WHAT EVER BECAUSE WE DONT REALLY CARE WHAT DO U SAY ABOUT US THANKS GOD WE R MUSLIMS AND WE BELIEVE IN RIGHT GOD !! HAHAH AND GOO AWAY WE DONT CARE WE R NOT TERRORIST THEY SAID WE TERRORIST GO TO HELL UR GOING GOING TO HELL BTW HAHAHAH !! POOR U ALL HAHAH TERRORIST GALAW SHU GALAW TERRORIST !!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH U MAKE ME LAUGH GUYS U R THE TERRORITS ONE !!!! HAHAHAHAHA BYEEE LOW CLASS PEOPLE U WOULD ALWAYS STAY LOW CLASS ESPEACILLY CELEB SLAM FOR LETING LOW CLASS PEOPLE TO LEAVE A COMMENT IN HERE TERRORITST TERRORISTS TERRORISTS !

Anonymous

BTW, I'd sign this but I don't want to be beheaded.

Anonymous

These actions are almost as dispicable as what that Danish Cartoonist did when he drew a picture of Muhamed. Bomb her!

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FOR ALL WHO SAID MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS WHAT EVER BECAUSE WE DONT REALLY CARE WHAT DO U SAY ABOUT US THANKS GOD WE R MUSLIMS AND WE BELIEVE IN RIGHT GOD !! HAHAH AND GOO AWAY WE DONT CARE WE R NOT TERRORIST THEY SAID WE TERRORIST GO TO HELL UR GOING GOING TO HELL BTW HAHAHAH !! POOR U ALL HAHAH TERRORIST GALAW SHU GALAW TERRORIST !!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH U MAKE ME LAUGH GUYS U R THE TERRORITS ONE !!!! HAHAHAHAHA BYEEE LOW CLASS PEOPLE U WOULD ALWAYS STAY LOW CLASS ESPEACILLY CELEB SLAM FOR LETING LOW CLASS PEOPLE TO LEAVE A COMMENT IN HERE TERRORITST TERRORISTS TERRORISTS !

Anonymous

She should be stoned for such immodest displays. He whose name cannot be mentioned does not approve of such whorish displays. How can her family allow her to bring such dishonor.

Homeland Security Expert

hmmm. Rima Fakih. Sounds like a muzzie name. I wouldn't be surprised if she's in Al Qaeda. Somebody needs to really thoroughly check her for hidden explosives. I volunteer!!!

FATMA

SHAME ON YOU, ONE WOULD THINK YOU HAVE BRAINS, IF YOU THINK ALL MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS THEN FOR YOUR INFO YOUR PRESIDENT OBAMA'S FATHER WAS A MUSLIM SO YOU SHOULD HAVE A thoroughly check ON HIM FIRST. IDIOT

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FOR ALL WHO SAID MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS WHAT EVER BECAUSE WE DONT REALLY CARE WHAT DO U SAY ABOUT US THANKS GOD WE R MUSLIMS AND WE BELIEVE IN RIGHT GOD !! HAHAH AND GOO AWAY WE DONT CARE WE R NOT TERRORIST THEY SAID WE TERRORIST GO TO HELL UR GOING GOING TO HELL BTW HAHAHAH !! POOR U ALL HAHAH TERRORIST GALAW SHU GALAW TERRORIST !!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH U MAKE ME LAUGH GUYS U R THE TERRORITS ONE !!!! HAHAHAHAHA BYEEE LOW CLASS PEOPLE U WOULD ALWAYS STAY LOW CLASS ESPEACILLY CELEB SLAM FOR LETING LOW CLASS PEOPLE TO LEAVE A COMMENT IN HERE TERRORITST TERRORISTS TERRORISTS !

dxbravo

How PC.

wawa

hottest.woman.ever