Taylor Wane and Shauna Sand bikini pics! (Miami - 5/13)

If you have a family with small children and you were planning on taking a vacation this weekend, you might want to avoid Miami. Shauna Sand and her porn star friend Taylor Wane are in town. Might I suggest Colonial Williamsburg instead? With its period buildings and historical reenactors in authentic dress, it's not just a museum, it's a living history museum. Plus, God doesn't hate Colonial Williamsburg as much as he hates whores, so it's way less likely to get hit this weekend by a freak hurricane, catastrophic flood, or swarm of locusts, which is nice.

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  • DAvoin

    Please just grow old? and who is the pornstar? they both look like one... and well yeah all these foto's were posed.. so they just invited a fotographer? i think this is so nasty and wrong... these women should be drinking tea and talk PMS all day... SKANK all the way fo these 2... what are they trying to prove?

  • v4vendetta14

    Shauna's face is a little busted, but that body is insane!!!! Not into her tranny friend, however.

  • A person

    I am baffled by much of our species perception of physical beauty. This post is called dual(ing) skanks, who finds a skank attractive? It sounds like, to me, that some people need to masturbate more often. These women are incredibly fake and extremely ugly.

  • Joanna



    Thanks for your post, Paul! I needed a good laugh!

    P.S. what store did these plastic cougar Barbie dolls come from? I think they're past their expiration date.

  • Joanna



    Hey, if they're off work, why are they wearing their work shoes at the beach?

  • Pat_McGroin

    I just looked at the main photo. Bugger the spelling, fix the photo!

  • Pat_McGroin

    Actually, it's 'duelling.'

  • Dawn

    I would eat either one or both at the same time. Bet they both taste good.

  • JD

    This is the real reason for the big oil leak.

  • JC

    Dueling. Not "dualing."

  • Anonymous

    Did he mean dueling, dualing or dating???

  • candiruacu

    At first I thought it was a poorly crafted joke referencing dual skanks or dual sets of surgically enhanced boobs-

    But..

    On second thought I think it's just another case of really bad spelling.

  • Paul

    Jeeeze two such beautiful and wholesome women together on the beach. Both of these ladies or poster girls for the PTA, and American motherhood. It not often that you find such georgeous women who are so modest and unself centered. Mostly they devote their lives to doing good for others, community help projects, being perfect mothers and loving homemakers. Its good for them to take a break and enjoy a day at the beach.

  • Neorules2112

    Good God That's just Plain Hot !!!

  • NeNe

    Wow, I have never seen so much plastic in one place.


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