Matt Lauer might have fucked a dude

Honestly, there's no worse combination of words in the English language for your name to precede in a headline than "might have fucked a dude." There just isn't. From this week's National Enquirer:
The Enquirer has ripped the lid off Matt Lauer's shocking secret life and discovered bombshell charges that the handsome broadcaster had a romantic interest in his married Today colleague Natalie Morales ... Other unconfirmed reports have linked Matt with Alexis Houston, a young singer/songwriter/producer. The two met few years ago when Alexis accompanied Dionne Warwick to an appearance on Today, but Alexis insists there was no romance.
And the New York Post says:
Alexis Houston -- the singer who held a press conference last week to announce she never had sex with "Today" show host Matt Lauer  -- had some interesting yesterdays. She used to be a man who called himself Wellington Houston.

According to one source who has known the singer for years, Wellington had sex-change surgery three years ago after a man fell in love with the cross-dressing singer and paid for the operation.

"She told me they got married in Niagara Falls," said our source, "but they have since separated."
To recap:

Against the Law: Crossing a street in the middle of a block instead of a designated crosswalk.

Not Against the Law
: Using you surgical skills to transform a penis into a vagina -- a Houdini-like job so convincing that it even fooled a poonhound like Matt Lauer.

God dammit, something's not right here.

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  • hooterific

    Hollywood Nude Scenes

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  • mario

    Only guetto and trailer trash find these kind of news entertaining. The transphobia in this article is appaling, and I see nothing "hilarious" about people being born in the wrong gender.

  • Brooke

    Yeah... I'm not a fan of sex change operations. But it does make for hilarious news.

  • GCB

    Well at least he doesn't have to worry and fret about the suspicion of murder charge any longer. I am glad he is no longer a suspect.

  • eee

    makes me need to reexamine the meaning of the word glib.

  • tch

    Ah ha ha ha. Could not have happened to a more deserving piece of crap. He Matt, do the right thing and follow Simon Monjack into the afterlife.


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