Matt Lauer might have effed a dude

Matt Lauer might have fucked a dude

Honestly, there's no worse combination of words in the English language for your name to precede in a headline than "might have fucked a dude." There just isn't. From this week's National Enquirer:

The Enquirer has ripped the lid off Matt Lauer's shocking secret life and discovered bombshell charges that the handsome broadcaster had a romantic interest in his married Today colleague Natalie Morales ... Other unconfirmed reports have linked Matt with Alexis Houston, a young singer/songwriter/producer. The two met few years ago when Alexis accompanied Dionne Warwick to an appearance on Today, but Alexis insists there was no romance.

And the New York Post says:

Alexis Houston -- the singer who held a press conference last week to announce she never had sex with "Today" show host Matt Lauer -- had some interesting yesterdays. She used to be a man who called himself Wellington Houston.

According to one source who has known the singer for years, Wellington had sex-change surgery three years ago after a man fell in love with the cross-dressing singer and paid for the operation.

"She told me they got married in Niagara Falls," said our source, "but they have since separated."

To recap:

Against the Law: Crossing a street in the middle of a block instead of a designated crosswalk.

Not Against the Law: Using you surgical skills to transform a penis into a vagina -- a Houdini-like job so convincing that it even fooled a poonhound like Matt Lauer.

God dammit, something's not right here.

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mario

Only guetto and trailer trash find these kind of news entertaining. The transphobia in this article is appaling, and I see nothing "hilarious" about people being born in the wrong gender.

Brooke

Yeah... I'm not a fan of sex change operations. But it does make for hilarious news.

GCB

Well at least he doesn't have to worry and fret about the suspicion of murder charge any longer. I am glad he is no longer a suspect.

eee

makes me need to reexamine the meaning of the word glib.

tch

Ah ha ha ha. Could not have happened to a more deserving piece of crap. He Matt, do the right thing and follow Simon Monjack into the afterlife.