This dude needs to get some balls

Madonna at the "Bent on Learning" benefit in New York (4/28)

Sorry for the confusing headline. The dude I'm talking about is in fact not Madonna (side not: what the hell is up with her cheeks?). It's her pussy boyfriend. From the New York Post:

It looks like Madonna hasn't traded in Jesus Luz for a new model yet. Despite posing with an even younger guy for her Dolce & Gabbana campaign, Madge and Jesus are still very much together. They were spotted hanging out in the green room at the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of "Please Give" at the Tribeca Performing Arts Center the other night, where a spy said, "He was gazing up at Madonna adoringly."

Whatever, I'm not buying it. Jesus doesn't really love Madonna. That's like someone loving paper cuts or waiting in long lines . . . or waiting in a long line to get a paper cut. Jesus loves Madonna the same way I love my ATM machine, the only difference being Jesus doesn't need a pin code to get Madonna to spit out 20s.

*14 pics total in the gallery:

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He already dumped her washed-up, skanky, old bony ass a few months ago. But her narcissistic ego couldn't take the hit, so she *obviously* PAID him to fake-date her STD body so people forget the dumping and SHE can dump HIM and save face. She's suuuuuch a *fake*! I hate her with fiery passion.

But I wish her well. :]

Paul

He is her well trained slave. A good example of the Stockholm Syndrome. The only good thing about Madonna is her healthy and fit lifestyle.