That last step's a tricky one

Lindsay Lohan leaving a yacht party at the Cannes Film Festival (5/17)

It took Lindsay Lohan roughly six hours from the time she landed in France until she was making a drunken idiot of herself. That's her falling on her ass while leaving a yacht party last night. Or maybe she saw a nickel. As mentioned before, Lindsay's expected in court this Thursday for a DUI progress report hearing. TMZ says she's completed 9 of 13 alcohol education classes, which is a great average in baseball, but not judge's orders.

I don't know, maybe we're all being too hard on her. I mean, how do we know for sure that she didn't attend class last night on that yacht? We don't. Or maybe she flew to France to do field research for her 20-page paper on binge drinking and yacht parties. I would have just used Wikipedia, but Lindsay's never been one to cut corners like that.

*49 pics total in the gallery:

[Flynet, WENN]

Eldonna

people do trip and the stress that all these celebirtys are under you can't even take a crap without them wanting to know that must be a horrible way to live they must really enjoy there work to put up with that put yourself in there shoes.

bogart4017

SHe's loving every bit of this free publicity

Woif

looking forward she's wearing no more panties

Al

Hey Paul, Lohan falls frequently on land, getting out of cars and walking in and out of clubs. Face it, she's got a major problem, is not a role model of anyone, lost a project recently because of her abuse problem. So let's call it as we see it and not make excuses for her. She's a mess and has taken on the attitudes of the late Judy Garland but has much less talent. And I'm sure you don't know who that is.

Johnny Eumarr

Falling down drunk, making a scene, tweeting stupidly: it's what she does to get press.

Paul

Anyone can stumble and fall when the boat is rocking from wave action and storms at sea. Lets just give LiLo a break. She really is a lovely sweet and talented girl.

Anonymous

Um...boat is still docked. Try again.

Dr. Kevorkian

Suicide is a really sad and tragic act by the desperate. However, in Lindsey's case, I think it would be a really smart career move. Just think of the positive PR she'd get!

Lindsey... have your people call my people and we'll get the details worked out.

Paul

That's What I Did This Weekend .. Was On My Knees A Lot

tch

you beat me to the punch dammit. I looked at that picture and saw her getting in to the role taking one from behind and being stuffed from the front.

Anonymous

I swear every week the papparazi has new pics of this bitch on her knees preparing for her Linda Lovelace role.

Kp

LAME.

You cant come up with a more current porn star there grandpa.

Anonymous

duh moron - the poster you're making fun of is referring to her supposed reason for being in Cannes - to portray Linda Lovelace. Get a clue.