Lindsay Lohan leaving court this morning, clearly crushed by the day's events

Earlier this morning, during Lindsay Lohan's court hearing, her attorney Shawn Chapman Holley told Judge Revel that she would provide proof that Lindsay had purchased a plane ticket on May 19 and would have been home in time for Thursday's scheduled hearing had she not lost her passport. I actually felt sorry for Lindsay for a second. Maybe she actually did lose her passport and we've all been putting her through hell the past week while she was desperately trying to get home? Or maybe she was just lying again:
In Judge Marsha Revel’s chambers Monday, Lindsay Lohan and her lawyer were unable to provide a plane ticket proving she had a trip home for a mandatory court date, RadarOnline.com  has learned exclusively. The meeting took place after Lindsay and her lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley represented in court that the could produce proof that Lindsay had a plane ticket for May 19, the day before she was required to appear in Los Angeles court for a probation status update hearing.

But Deputy District Attorney Danette Meyers told RadarOnline.com exclusively that Lohan did NOT produce a plane ticket she claimed to have when the parties met after Monday’s court proceeding.

"All I got was an itinerary for travel on May 18th, and not a plane ticket,” Meyers told RadarOnline.com exclusively. ”I did get a copy of Ms. Lohan's plane ticket and boarding pass for May 22nd. "I will definitely be bringing this up at the probation violation hearing."
Clearly this District Attorney has never dealt with Lindsay Lohan before. If she had, she'd know to temper her expectations in terms of what Lindsay promises and what she actually delivers. Hell, she's lucky Lindsay cared enough to give her an official-looking fake itinerary for that day instead of a napkin that reeked of Jim Beam and had the words "Plane Ticket Reseat!!! :)" scribbled on it in crayon. 

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