Jon Gosselin at his home in Reading, Pennsylvania (4/24)

Jon Gosselin literally has nothing going for him . . . except more and more fat to his midsection. So why are "attractive 20-somethings" still making out with him? He can't be drugging them -- you can't make out with an unconscious chick. Well not in public at least. From the National Enquirer:

Jon Gosselin isn't too happy about having his photo taken these days! The bloated bachelor dad of eight was getting cozy with an attractive 20-something blonde at the Fairview Inn in Leesport, Pa., in late April when a fan tried to snap a pic. Jon shrieked: "No photos! I'll sure you! This is private property!" (Print Edition - 5/17)

What a complete douchebag. The guy pimps out his [devil] wife and kids so he can be on television, and then when someone wants to take his picture, he threatens to sue? Jon should be grateful anyone even knows who he is. I mean seriously, it doesn't take much talent to artificially inseminate your wife. Step 1. Find porn. Step 2. Beat off into a Dixie cup and hand it to your wife. Step 3. There is no Step 3. Bam, I just saved your ass $25k in doctor's fees.

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